Don't ask me

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Oliver, in trouble: It's times like this when I wish I had listened to what Nathan told me.

 Namu: Why? What did he say? 

 Oliver: I don't know I wasn't listening.

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Nathan: I like you how I like my emotions. 

 Dimitri: Explain. 

 Nathan: comes closer to whisper in Dimitri's ear 

 Nathan: Buried deep inside me.

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Cole: Okay, we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. 

Trevor: Dumbass, you gotta bake it 4,000,000 degrees for one second.

 Cole: My bad, that sounds right. 

 Avery: NO ITS NOT.

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Oliver: You read my message but didn't reply.

Revy: First of all, I didn't mean to read it.

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Dimitri: [gets a paper cut] 

Nathan: [wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in cold sweat, heavily breathing] Something is wrong.

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Oliver: I thought we were friends Nathan, how could you betray me like this. 

Nathan: I'm sorry Oliver. 

Oliver: You wouldn't.

Nathan: places a draw 4 card Uno.

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Oliver: How do turtles communicate? 

Dimitri: "Turtles lack vocal cords and their ears are internal, so for many years scientists simply assumed turtles were, as Vogt called it, "deaf as a post". 

Oliver: By... By SHELL phone.

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Flight attendant: Before landing, please make sure all small electronic items are secure.

Lucian: [whispering to his tamagotchi] Do you feel safe, bud?

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Cole: WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO U WANNA FUCKING GO- 

Lucian: Me. 

Cole: -on a date?

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Oliver: Can I ride my bike outside?

Revy: Do what you want, I'm not your dad.

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Revy, chasing after oliver two minutes later: nOT IN THE STREETS-!

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Cole: You give me butterflies, Luce. 

Lucian: I don't remember giving anything to you.  

Cole: I mean I have butterflies in my stomach. 

Lucian: You ate them?

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[Avery and Lucian decorating the Christmas tree] 

Lucian: Where's the star? 

Cole, entering the room: I'm here.

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Trevor: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.

Lucian: what does claustrophobic mean? 

Cole: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.  

Trevor: No it doesn't.   

Lucian: HO HO HO 

Cole: STOP IT LUCE YOU'RE SCARING HIM-

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Namu: Can you just try to see things from my perspective? 

Oliver: crouches down so he's even with Namu's height 

Namu: 

Namu: What are you doing? 

Oliver: Seeing things from your perspective.

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Avery: Making my way downtown, walking fast- 

Lucian, holding a bowl of fruit: Hi! 

Avery: waLKING FASTER-

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Cole: You fell from heaven, didn't you? 

Trevor: Well when you put it like that- 

Cole: Even god doesn't want you around, huh?

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Trevor: Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me. Wait, how DID you find me? 

Cole: You hadn't done anything super annoying to us for like five hours so we knew something was wrong.

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Dimitri: I want to hear those 3 little words. 

Nathan: I love you. 

Dimitri: Try again. 

Nathan: Fine. 

Nathan: I will behave.

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Cole: Do you swallow?

Trevor: How else will I drink water? Fucking idiot.

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[teaching nathan how to drive]

Oliver: Okay, you're driving, and Dimitri and I walk into the road. What do you hit?

Nathan: Oh, definitely you. I could never hurt my darling.

Oliver, sighing: It's the brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Revy, sighing: I've never had a real friend before.  

Lumia: I can be your friend.  

Revy:

Lumia:

Revy: I've also never had a girlfriend.

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Nathan: You love me, right? 

Dimitri: Yeah.

Nathan: What if I did something bad? I mean like, really bad.

Dimitri: What did you do?

Nathan: are you sure you'd still love me though?

Dimitri: Nathan, what did you do?