Jimmy opened his eyes to see the ceiling of a hospital bedroom to his left was his mother sitting on the chair and his father sitting on his mother. He stood up and ran out of the room, he was then found attempting to skydive off of the top floor without a parachute, he smashed into the ground and dug his way to mexico to join an illegal gang of clothed rock trading.
Mexico was in flames, bombs had been dropped everywhere, bodies everywhere, screams everywhere. All because Jimmy was caught smuggling rocks across the border so he bombed mexico to get Mr De Stevens back, apon entering the police building he was seen carrying 16 guns he did not shoot them but he simply throwed them at the policemen and then smashed their heads in with a leaf. Jimmy was then registered as the deadliest clothed rock trader alive.
Jimmy was trapped...Destined to die...Thats what they thought, although they had surrounded Jimmy's super secret rock base that had flashing lights and signs. However jimmy had 300 rock bodyguards, "They may not be able to shoot, move, or think, or do anything, But I belieb in my rocks" After Jimmy's speach he had slipped on a rock and fell on 15 military soldiers, 6 rocks, a clothed naked men, 3 cats, a gay fish and a fart lizard and created a nuclear explosion, although Jimmy was feeling extreme pain while spontaniously combusting he was happy holding his favorate rock, until he realised he was holding a banana.
Jimmy then decided to give up his life as an rock smuggler, but his name will be forever in the books except that Jimmy was hungry and he ate the books...Jimmy decided to go to the hidden holy temple of las vegas to study and learn about his god, cheese. For the next 6 years Jimmy will learn all about cheese, he will smell cheese, he will eat cheese, he will praise cheese, he will lick cheese, he will go on dates with cheese, he will love cheese and...He will fuck a donut. And then fall out a tree and break his neck.
