Well I decided since I'm going to make a Wattpad account, I might as well write meself a freaking story! :D now since Im not very edgimacated in the world of the English language, therefore I'm not very good at writing...properly... So I decide to just make up a bunch of stupid randomness that would probably drop your IQ ten fold :D to sit back and prepare for your brain to turn to mush :3
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Boy: dad! This kid in school called me a faggot!
Dad: then punch him in the face!
Boy: ...but he's so cute...
Dad: O-O
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Boy: dad! I just had my first blowjob!
Dad: good job, son, how was it?
Boy: it tasted funny...
Dad: O-O
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Dad: son, you know what I think it perfect?
Boy: what's that, dad?
Dad: not you >:D
Boy: ...
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Guess what!? :D
What!? :D
...nothing, get away from me!
D:
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Listen to me... *cough cough!* y-you have to go on without me...
No! D: I'm not leaving you...
I-if you don't... You'll die along with me...
...well why didn't you fucking say so? Cya later then :D *walks off*
But I.... W-wait what!?
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Hey kid! You think it's cool to pee on the wall?
Ummm yeah?
Well Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling!
:O woah...
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Alright... That's all I got for today, let me know if this is funny and that I should keep going. If I can I'll do these once a week :3 so yeah... Cya :D
