(Rick P.O.V.)
The scienscse of sex is... mysterious. One moment ur rolling around having fun with ur fuck buddy. The next time you see her is whenn u pay ur child support like the deadbeat you are. (Writer-chan, uwu so edgey)
Its a pain in ur ass, grabbing the gun. I dont wanna pay child support fr that piece of shit. I am leaving to anothrr house. Rick Sanchez is gone, I shoot her in the head and hop out of there.
Driving along highway 69, I remember an old pal. He was a fuckbuddy just like her, but when i fuck him, he doesnt get pregernernant like that skank ass hoe. I am gay so if ur home of the phobe then we cant get along, deal with it lozerz.
I swerve of the highwey and drive into his house. I stare at him on the couch. He yells "what the heck, Richard? Yo ruined my wall!" I burrrrrP in his face. "Well,,well, heeeelloooooo to you 2 six fingerz! Put those to goodusealready GAY"
I'm so drnnk rn man (writer-chan* rick use ur big dick energy and navigate towards ur true love uwu).
Ford (P.O.V)
The drunken bastard just ruined my perfectly good wall. I'll never get that glory hole back dammit. My six glorious fingers curl in rage, why was he hear??? I'm trying to do important scienfific research. I stomp over to the bastard, my nerdy nose swinging side to side.
"Get out fucktard," I shout at rickie, he pouts cutely, damn hes hot. (Writer-chan uwu rick big dick energy so right fordsiiiieee.)
He graciously shoves me to the side, making me distracted from my important work by making my libido go through the roof.
My girthy cock jiggles, 6 fingers twichinn. A circus tent visits my pants, my big brain bulges with the knowledge of fuuuuuckiiiingggg. "rick dammit ur makin me so horny u r so hot dammit rick ur a fucktard cum fuc my ass and eat the neighbors ass"
Rick stares at me, he burps, a little bit of vommit spills from his hotttt succul3nt lips. I cant indulge myself tho, I need to work. Scienscssse is the most importent thing in my lyfe. Lol I'd fuck him if I didnt have work tho.
And that was the day my lyfe changed for g00d.
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Writer-chan: Lol what's gunna happen XD. I'm super excited to work on this u guyssss.
Rick: Shut up whore
Writer-chan: *Le gasp* uwu rick cummin in hot with that biiiigg dickkk energyyyyy lol
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The Sciensce of Sex (Ford x Rick x Bill Cipher)
PoetryThe sciencse of sex is... mysterious. what happens when law of attraction starts to fall apart for these young dashing men??? Will Fors give all his uwus to Billy or will Rick with the big dick have something to say about that.
