"Why do I have to love you?" Adonia

_-_-_-_Break ups_-_-_-_

(*Tuna*)

I felt a warm body turn to my side and cuddle me, "Wake up, Mom". I opened my eyes to see fatty ratty, "Huh" I yawned, "Mom, wake up!" Fatty Ratty groaned. I got up in my pajamas, I heard knocking 'Hey, thats not normal' I said in my best homer simpson voice in my head, "Daddys home!" Lavender yelled. 'Excuse me who the hell is at my door?' I said to myself. Just then, Don't look up open the door, "Why did you leave me, Tuna!~" Dont look up sang. Cursed then ran down the stairs, "What the fuck?".

 _-_-_-_-Time skip_-_-_-_

"Oh my god cursed, leave me the fuck alone i'm trying to feed my kids!" I yelled at Cursed, "I matter more than, those fatasses!" Cursed yelled. I curled my hand into a fist, "Guess what Cursed, you're acting like star! You know what? We're over!" I yelled at them. I pushed them out of the door, "Bai bitch!" I yelled at them shuting the door. Lavender was trying to calm Fatty Ratty down, "I-I'm so sorry.." I cried.

_-_-_-Time skip_-_-_-

I laid down, I relised I forgot to talk to Adon today. I texted him 'Hey sorry for talking late, but how are you?' I texted my amazing bestie. 'Hmm, no answer..." I thought in my most amazing peter griffin voice. 'Adonixium is typing', 'I'm feeling sad' his text said, 'Why?' I texted back. 'Adonixium is offline'.

_-_-_-Time skip_-_-_-

'Adonixium is online'. 'Tuna?' his text said. I clicked off the reddit video I was watching and texted him back, 'Hmm?', 'Could we call?' he said, 'Of course' I replied. 'Adonixium is calling', "H-Hi" he said his deep adoreable voice. I swooned as we talked, "O-Oh yea and star done the silliest thing today, he got up on the counter and ate all of the cookies I baked!" He laughed.

_-_-_-Time skip-_-_-_-_

We said our goodbyes and hung up, 'Why can't they just brake up?' I thought, "Mommy! Mommy!" Fatty Ratty and Lavender both came in yelling, "Fatty Ratty, tried to sacrifice me to sherk again-" Lavender tried to yell but got cut off "No I didn't! She a liar!" Fatty Ratty yelled. Sherk ran in the room behind them, "Oh goodness.." I said as sherk just smiled and waved, Sherk just zoomed out leaving a trail of dust behind him. Lavender just frowned, "Mommy? Can we please sleep with you?" They cried, "Fine, Get in" I said holding the cover open. They ran and jumped into my blanket, I covered them up, "C-Can I sleep t-too?" Sherk said nevoursly, "Fine sherk, just no killing the kids." I said firmly as Sherk climbed into bed, he then nodded.

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Hey my itty bitty rattie litter my wrighting my bad and my spelling is bad, uhhh i'm rlly cold rn and im a bit scared-