ONESHOTS ABOUT THE BOYS

eddievr x narrator

I like this ship and fuck yeah

Pov:eddie
Me and the bois were playing trouble in terrorist town on VR (of course). We weren't really playing it we were just goofing around.

We were doing a skit were narrator was being pervert Pete. I honestly think Narrator is a fucking amazing person. He is talented, funny, knows some Spanish, cute, and- fuck WAIT...shit..

I'm just going to pretend that I dont think that and I'm very straight. Okay?awesome.

"Come on back here I'll let you nibble on my sweets~" Narrator said in his herbert the pervert voice.

"Man dont go back thera fool" I said exaggerating my Mexican accent. I hear  narrator let out a little laugh away from his microphone.

"But whyyyyyyyyy" Juicy said his voice imitating a childs.

"Man.....because fool that's pedo pete" I said throwing my arm up gesturing to the man sitting behind the dumpsters.

"Sorry guys someones at my door I'll be back" Narrator said going into is almost regular voice but not really.

"REEeEeEeeEeEEEe" Ree kid yelled when Josh shot him.

"Alright dont get murdered" I said jokingly.

"We shall see" he said before going to see who was at the door.

Pov:narrator
I walk to my livingroom and see my psycho Ex standing at the door her face red from anger. I sigh annoyed since she does this every other week. But its usually around 3 in the morning.

"What do you want" I said coldly as I opened the door. She look taken back by the harshness.

"Baby please I know you say you're gay [REMEBER THIS IS FANFICTION!] but come on it's a faze and i know you feel this connection" she said giving me her trademark plastic ass smile.

"First off it's not a faze its who I am and who I am is someone who dosnt want to be with your crazy ass" I said trying to stay some what calm before slamming the door shut on her face and making sure i locked it this time.

I walk back to my recording studio.

"Alright I'm back but I need to run" I said really just wanting to watch Netflix  in the dark.

"Okay man take care" eddie said his voice softer than usual. I could feel my heart get caught in my throat. He just said take care. I mean I've felt like this around him before but that was when he was speaking spanish and rolling his r's so it was to be expected.

"alRight yOu too" I said my voice cracking. I feel my cheeks flush I immediately turn off everything. Fuck FUCK

pov:eddie
Me and the guys play for a little while longer but I eventually decide to leave. Narrators words playing over and over in my head. There was clearly something wrong. So what am I going to do?

I am going to fly all the way over to him house as a surpise and he is going to be there and he is going to be a okay with me being there un announced because that's how it works every time.

I quickly pull out my phone to text Josh since he is like the ring leader of the shit we do.

Me: hey fool what's narrators address? I'm going to surpise visit him.

Josh: oh like whenever you find out your crush is feeling down so you fly over to see them and they are okay with it no matter what?

Me: si

Josh: alright [narrators address]

Me:thanks bitch

Josh:WAUT

josh: WAIT*

me:?

Josh: use protection ;)

Me: chupar la polla de mully

Josh: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

me: bye bye

I turn off my phone and book a ticket for the next flight which leaves in 6 hours. Hell yeah!

I can feel my pocket vibrating violently. I smirk and pull my phone out turning it on.

21 texts messages from josh

I smile and turn off my phone putting it on my bed side table. I'm guessing he found out what it met.

I pack my bags and lay down my mind running through the text messages josh sent...crush....crush W A I T goddammmit I didnt sign up for feeling what the fack.

                       *time skip*

Pov:narrator
I'm watching Sherlock on Netflix curled up in a blanket. Yes over already watched all of the episodes...many times but it's still really fucking good.

I finally finish re watching the series again. I take a breath of air really to get out all my thoughts.

"GAVIN AND MICROSOFT ARE GAY FOR EACHOTHER SO IS JAWN AND THE THREE PATCH PROBLEM MAN!! MISS. HUDSON IS RIGHT SHE ALWAYS IS AND MORIARTY IS HOT AS FUCK" after I yell that I think about the last time i did this.

Its usually the almost exact same words everytime I finish watching it. I think my neighbors hate me just a little bit more after it everytime.

I get up from my bed and stretch sitting like that is not good for my back. When I hear something hit my window...and again...and again

I slowly go over and turn on my light before peering out side I squint but it's dark so I cant really see them.

I open my window hoping it was somebody I knew. The second i hear the first sentence come out of their mouth I knew exactly who it was.

"Hey naratorrrr~" he said rolling the r and whistling. I could feel my heart about to explode.

"What the actual fuck" I said wondering if I'm actually a wake or not.

"Baby let me in it's cold outside" he said singing the last part a little

I smile softly at the idiot standing outside of my house  before going down stairs and opening the door for him.

He runs over to the door and hugs me. I quickly wrap my arms around him and lifting him up into the hug.

After a few seconds I sit him back down on the ground my hand going through my messy hair.

"Why are you he- you did the my crush over the Internet sounds sad so I'm going to fly over to them and everything is going to work out perfectly thing didnt you" I said knowing that's what happens all the time.

"Maybeee" he said laughingly he cheeks going red.

"Well I mean we both know how it ends so do you want to just skip to where we kiss" I ask going into my narrator voice. I didnt expect what happened next because I was just teasing him.

He smirks and grabs the collar of my shirt pulling me in for a kiss. It takes me a moment to realise what was happening. Once I do I wrap one arm around his waist and one grabbing the back of his neck.

After what feels like decades we pull away damn that wasnt long enough. [Dats what she said...sorry]

"Well..." i said panting slightly.

He just put his head into my chest giggiling uncontrollably. I smile softly keeping my arms wrapped around him.

"I guess it always works out then"  eddie said still laughing.

"I guess it does" I said my chin reading on top of his head. Well this has been a weird day a good day but weird none the less.