"Gerrrrd c'meer!1!!!!!!2!3!!!1!!2!!2!" FRNKEH yeelled. Gedr was twierken with dibstehp Crsitmuz myoozic playein nd frnkwh wnated geerdz asz.
"No Frnkeh imma krep tweirken. I gotzda staye saasy r ill bi a bayzic bich.
"
Frnkeh walkd in2 da rume nd sawed Gerrd twerkien in a yelloah santuh suit wit a big lmon hat ontop of hims hed.
Moikay came in2 da room nd started signin Maik It Rayne. Lemns and Unicorns strted falling frm da skai and Frnkeh exploded in2 a bunc!h of tiynie frnkehs. Tbe litl frnks started falleing dwn frn da sealing nd princess fro fro caimed in and syarted dancien lyk a balloreenuh.
Den brndon and rhinross caim in2 da room nd rhinross wux naikid nd der was milk cuming out uv hiz butthole. Rhinross nd brnden wur runnen threw da milk and den day did da frickle frackle and Gerd wuz styl twerkien in hims lemn sute.
Den emo overlord Peet Wentzz iz dare nd heez runnin around in da mlk nd drwing on da walz wit hiz super emo guyliner pencil.
Den Patrick Star-I-Mean-Stump showez uhp nd he screemz "THNX PEET"
Nd Andy Ballsack iz in uh Batman costume singin da batman theem sng.
And Gerd is styl tweirken.
An Frnkeh iz styl horny.
Nd a bannnana is chasin Onion-son.
An Pewdz is shootin barylz screemin "DIE BYTCH"
And da dubstehp songz r ovr nd gerd stil tweirken.
And frnkeh pitz hiz pwenis in Gerdz butthole.
And da giant Brendon Urie Wasp shows up an drinks da milk.
And den da wasp getz killed by a giant flai swotr.
Den bunnyz solgerz throah hart-grinaidz evrywear.
And den Obama cumz in warin a rainboa suit nd singin givz u hell.
Tyler Oakley fillows on stiltz balacing coffe on hiz hed. Hee trypz ovr Dan nd Phil maiken owt on unicycles.
Evry1 strted maiken walruz noysis cept gerd and frnkeh hoo wer styl doen da frickle frackle.
Gerd screemed nd cym on matt lush who was doin da phone frickle frackle wit hi bf nickalaws. Frnkeh cymm in gerdz butthole and he died frn a heart attack. He was ded ontop of gerd nd styl inside of him. Gerd screemed nd got hard agin coz ded ppl turnd him on.
Den matt lush cymmed on himself and so did nickalaws. Den day all died coz Emo Overlord Peet Wentzz told them 2 nd they HAV 2 listen to da Emo God nd hiz sexiness. Den Jamia nd lynz nd christa nd kristen nd bandit an cherry an lily nd miles nd rays kid camed in2 da room and started playing bring me 2 lyf by Evanescence den all of dem wer alive agin cept obama cuz no1 wantz him dare.
"THNX OBAMA!" frnk yelled nd kicked the blafrican american presidents ded body.
Den johnnie guilbert wuz dare nd he waz a unicorn. Moikay sawed him nd fangurrled. Princess Fro fro nd him gettd on it nd started maiken owt. Dey road off in2 da sunset wit princess fro froz fro blowin in da breez.
Den abraham lincoln was dare nd so was justin bieber. Lincoln pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew bieber away with a RATATATAT. den him and zombie george washington rided awayz on d goldin eegal nevr 2 bi scene again.
Gerd staryed twerkien agin nd he started n urthkwake. Den da grate bobert came threw th door but he forgot 2 shut it.
"Oooohhhhhh shiiiiiiit!!!" every1 in da room gasped...
"HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMNED DOOR?!" brndn screamed as he pnches bobert in da face over nd over agin.
Den der wuz a tickin noose and patrick star-i-mean-stump was lyk "Guise i fown da sorce of da tikking! Itz a pyp bom"
Dey all cheered cept gerd hoo wuz styl twerkin nd frnk hoo ha fowned a puppi nd was haven it lick his butthole. Frnk moaned an cymmed den der wuz a ecksplozion nd bert mccracken wuz der lyk
"Voldemort Voldemort oh Voldi Voldi Voldi Voldemort Ba Dum Dum Dum Dum"
Den da creditz rolled but Gerd da saas kween stopped dem wit hiz magikal diva powrz.
He screemed "HOW DARE YOU SAY HIS NAME?!" in a fake brittesh acksent. Sen he wuz back 2 twerkien nd da credits rolled, 4 reel diz tyme, to da suthing sowned uv chrystamuz dubstehp myoozic.
THE END
A/N Okay so this tarted out as me an @EatYourVeGeesFrank having a conversation about how the only thing we ever need to see in life was Gerard twerking to christmas dubstep and it just kind of went from there so I went through our conversation and this happened, so half of the credit goes to her. LUSH YOU JESS. Lush all of you. You are my Gaybies. Byyyye! ❤
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