I go to take a poop. I like to poop. Pooping makes the world go round. I poop the poop out of my butthole into the toilet bowl. I wipe the leftover residue from my crack. I turn to flush the toilet when I notice my poop is not as brown as usual. There are hints of red in my poop. It is blood. I have blood in my poop. I have poopy blood. I have......blood poopy.
