That Day...

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by FiveStarStories

by FiveStarStories

Neil Druckman was looking for a good YouTube video while his friend Todd Howard had a good time with his wife.

"I'm gonna screw you harder than I screwed the Fallout franchise!" said Todd

Neil went to his subscription box, and saw his favorite queen Anita Sarkeesian had uploaded again! He went full simp mode and clicked the video, practically drooling.

"This is why woman in video games shouldn't be attractive, because it appeals to the male gaze! Woman have to look like real woman, real woman aren't thin with big breasts, real woman aren't fit!" Said Anita

"Yaaaassss Queen~" Cheered Neil "You tell it like it is

Anita continued "Why is it bad things only happen to woman in games? Woman are not objects for men to act on their depraved fantasies on!"

Neil was so inspired by this! He went to talk to his designers.

"Hey Neil!" Said one of the designers. "We made the new character look thin because she does a lot of running around, also she's white because this takes place in-"

Neil interupted him "YOU WILL NOT MAKE ANY MORE RACIST OR SEXIST COMMENTS! YOU ARE FIRED!!!" He shouted

He then proceeded to hire only the best of Tumblr artists

The Tumblr artists were sure to make the new protagonist of Uncharted 5 black, obese, disabled, trans, and lesbian! Neil even made sure they threw in some Easter eggs nodding to the fact she is a furry.

Neil then went on his social media, he had a comment, that was weird because the comments were disabled in order to stop the spread of hate speech.

"Dear Naughty Dog.

I am a black lesbian, I don't appreciate you guys using woman, lesbians, and people of color for brownie points. I find it very pandering. I just want a good story with characters who make sense! Thanks" Said the comment

Neil then made a post in response saying "If anyone is a hateful bigot who doesn't like stories that aren't ALL about white straight males, then you are the scum of the earth, and you are the reason why me and Anita hate gamers"

He then went to check on Todd and his wife "Can I help you two?" He asked

"Yes, be a good boy and get me a beer!" Said Todd.

Druckman was very intimidated by Todd, because Todd was a handsome chisled man with broad shoulders, and big muscles, Todd Howard was every woman's dream. Neil fell to his knees

"Yes King!" He said as he went to immediately get Todd some beer.

"Uh no" said Neil's wife "You're not using the beer I spent our- I mean my money on, go to the store"

"Ye-yes!" Agreed Neil as he drove to the store, but there was a crazy crack head who ran in front of his car, then when he looked closer he realized IT WAS HIS QUEEN ANITA SARKSEESIAN! He stopped and opened the passenger door

"Oh Neil" said Anita rolling her eyes "When will you learn woman aren't damsels.."

"SORRY!" he said as he instead shut the door so she could open it herself

"I am a lady I need special treatment..." Said Anita "Open the door! Oh you know what, the AUH-DACITY you have Neil! Do 20 push ups!" Demanded Anita

Neil tried to do as his mistress commanded, but there was too much soy in his system, and he could only do 2 push ups.

"You know what, if you have a beloved character killed off by a minority while playing golf in your next game... I may forgive you" Said Anita.

"Your wish is my command, Queen" He replied

So Neil finished his shopping and took Anita home, he then gave her an entire spa. That night he curled up at the foot of the bed while his wife and Todd slept normally. Sure, Neil lost his dignity, but he gained the title of being WOKE!