Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales

Drunk MC

I felt a laugh creep up my throat but did my best to hold it in as Lucifer stared at me disapprovingly. Mammon was laughing his ass off at the table next to Levi who was also on the brink of exploding.

"You are all so childish" Lucifer grumbled, placing his knife and fork on the table.

"You just look- so..serious!!" Mammon burst out laughing again and this time I joined him.

"You really do!" I giggle hysterically

"Why am I such a joke to you two" Luci asks

"Your not..." I blurt out

"Are you on drugs? Mammon did you find drugs and then rope Y/N into taking them with you?" The oldest asked in his usual tone

"Noo...psht...no...." Mammon replied hastily

"No" I quickly add, my eyes widening

"No" Mammon says again.

"So I'll take that as a yes." Luci shakes his head

"Listen...we just found some drinks and some stuff and errrr took it" Mammon smiled at his brother as if he was proud of what he had done

Lucifer rolled his eyes, got up from his seat and pointed at me and Mammon.

"Someone take care of this, I have things to attend to"

"If by things you mean D-Diavoloooo" I coo
Causing Levi to break down into laughter

"Yes, Diavolo...hmm. Enjoy that...assss"

Lucifer's face turns red but not from embarrassment, he's a crab.

"I'm going to bed, you two get your shit together by tomorrow" Lucifer proceeds to scuttle out of the kitchen.

"Hey guys. I'm gonna go see if he's ok" I say in a sudden serious tone.

"Luci...hey..HEY!" I call out from behind him

"What do you want Y/N" he says without turning to face me

"I'm sorry...we just, sorry" I bow my head

"Just...don't do it again ok." Lucifers voice softens

"Where are you going anyway?"

"To my room, maybe I'll read, you should probably sober up"

"Can I go with you? We never hang out"

"Because your always off doing dumb shit with Mammon"

I laugh at his use of "dumb shit" as he's usually so professional when he talks

"Well not tonight, tonight I'm gonna do dumb shit with you" I smirk

Lucifer manages a laugh and finally says

"Fine, you can come with me"

His room is dark and filled with old shit but in a kind of cool way.

He takes a seat on one side of his bed and I feel a bit awkward just standing their with my drunken anime tits out so I go and grab another drink from the cabent of alcohol me and Mammon knew was stashed in his closet (where he used to be stashed)

I open up the closet and sift through the numerous pride flags to reach the good stuff.

When I turn around Lucifer has seen me standing shirtless with his Rum in hand.

"Uhm...Y/N...?"

"Ya?"

"What are you doing with my Rum and how did you- ah never mind."

"You should have some, your always so uptight ya know...unlike me and Mammon, we're fun" I giggle

"No, your not fun your....unwell"

"Shhhh" I push my finger onto his lips

Lucifers eyes dart from me to the closet and he thinks about hiding in it once again but then I move my hand from his lips and offer him a swig of rum.

"Fine, why not" he takes a massive sip of the rum

"See, not so hard?"

I grab the bottle from his hand chug the rest of it and straddle Lucifer.

(This is the worst shit I've ever written in my life excuse me)

He grabs at my waist pulling me into a hot kiss that lasts 1.1 seconds before he pushes me off him and onto the bed.

He begins trailing kisses from my lips to my anime tiddies and then to my stomach.
I grab a handful of his black hair and then pass out.

"Y/N....call me daddy" Luci whispers lustfully
"Say it..." he says again, impatience growing in his voice
"Y/N..." he takes his eyes off my body and looks into my dead cold eyes.

"Oh shit"

"DADDY!" Diavolo bursts through the door!

"Diavolo!" Luci turns to face him, leaving me deceased in a pile of rum on his bed

"Put that shit away it's our anniversary" Diavolo says gesturing to me. Then he and Lucifer shove my pale corpse off the bed.

They begin to make out just as I come to.

"D...D-" I pass out again..

The end.