Building love by one block at a time

Death by yourself

The song Eggs is sing is "We will Rock You" by QUEEN

Renthedog tried to swim away  in lava from Lordclinker

Docm: I'm going to kick your arse clinker

Grian: no you are not

Unknown player: Good Luck! O.o

Cub: scar quit it we know what you are doing

Unknown player: scar is with you cub.

Lordclinker: herr Docm I'm at my base working on my storage system.

Docm: I doubt that you liar!

Lordclinker: then come by my base and see for yourself.

Docm: fine I will!

At clinker's base.

"Ok, du hast an deiner Basis gearbeitet" said an tired Docm

"Woran habe ich wohl gearbeitet?  Deine Entschuldigung für einen Freund." Said an extremely down clinker.

Meanwhile at Xisuma's base.

"Buddy, you're a young man, hard man, Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday,You got blood on your face, you big disgrace,Waving your banner all over the place" 

" Little Brother what are you doing?"

Eggs paused the stereo, and left his study.

"nothing Big Brother"

"Did I hear you singing? I didn't know you sang." 

"You wanted me, what for." Acting like he never heard him.  

"Yes I what you to go check on that unknown player for me"

"Ok anything I need from him/her?"

"yes I need a picture of him/her, so use the camera as much as you want."

"No limits?"

"but I want you to stay away from the unknown player. If it spots you and starts coming after you get out of there and bring the camera to me. DO NOT LOSE THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!"

"right I'll get this done for you big brother."

Meanwhile at the shopping district

"Thank you for the eggs" said a cowled chicken

"No Problem Xelqua." said the Unknown player

Xelqua that's grian I think though. thought E.x

I took over 2,000 pictures then left but then the unknown player heard me and started to come after me and I started to get the coordinates to Big Brother's base and he started flying after me and I went like O' god help me. next thing I know his cowl came off and he's, No that can't be there is only one of each hermit.

Meanwhile at the admins' base

"so I have checked the photos and I have reached a conclusion that is 70% that the Unknown player is clinker. And his mysterious friend is poultry man, yes it is not grian but his alter ego.

Meanwhile at LordClinker's base.

"everyone calm down or I'll have Jack go after you!"

"so we all know why we are here so let's talk about the mysterious happenings on the server, so we have concluded that we have 2 Lord clinkers on the server and poultry man is back on the server."

"I'm not poultry man he's the man in the chicken costume." angrily said grian

"But he is on the server, now clinker will you tell your mates what we have been keeping secret to all the hermits?"

"there are 2 nukes missing from xisumavoid but they were going to be unarmed and dismantled, but the 2 nukes that are missing are the last one's on the server."

This is not happening, this is not happening, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING thought a frantic grian.

"Mate are you ok? You look like you're seeing a ghost?" asked a extremely terrified mumbo

What they didn't know was that clinker's meeting room had been bug over 3 months ago. 

"Cub,you were excellent at putting in these hidden microphones" said a extremely happy scar

"well we had to get information on this meeting also danke herr docm siebenundsiebzig" said a satisfied cub.

"no problem cub." said a tired docm77

"-and that is why we have to keep this a secret to the other hermits as much a possible thank you for your time."

11 hours later 

At the shopping district.

"Well time to die"

"well same thing to you if you can catch yourself"

And they took for the skies both were going at 1/4 the speed of light so they already broke the sound barrier. What the evil clinker didn't know was that the other clinker was already on the ground and was waiting to test his theory that the other clinker is more of a "idiot" then the this clinker is.

And his theory was correct the second the other clinker land by this way.

Lordclinker died trying to kill Lordclinker

Lordclinker: Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hall-elu-jah. The theory  actually work you guys it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grian, well that is a success more than the one we pulled on the Area77 flower prank.

MumboJumbo, we are in war!!!!! IMAO here help me!!!! D:

MumboJumbo died of laughing to death from MumboJumbo

Iskall85: thats our spoon for you he dies "spoon" ways.

Docm77, Well at least their not as stupid as clinker is because he started this NUCLEAR WAR SHIT.

Docm77 Died from choking to death by Lordclinker 

xisumavoid, How do you know about that?

Docm77, we bugged the place were the meeting was held.

lordclinker, how is that possible Jack would have found the microphones