Hey guys guess who's sick today!!!!11!1
Guess who's every bone feels like it's deteriorating!11!
GUESS WHO SAW EVERYONE MEETING CHANDLER RIGGS AND THE WALKING DEAD CAST YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE IN NY AND NJ AND SAT THERE ALL UPSET FOR LIKE 2 DAYS!11!
AHAHAHA ME
BECAUSE ONLY ME RIGHT?
Anyways, I have a million projects due soon that I need to start and tests soon I need to start studying for so I figured that instead of being productive, I'd update my book!
I'm deciding to use proper grammar now because it's kind of bothering me if that makes sense?? It looks unprofessional and I'm losing votes and stuff :(( where did you all go?
TO MEET THE WALKING DEAD CAST AND CHANDLER RIGGS AND GO MEET ALL OF YOUR INTERNET FANDOM FRIENDS AND SEE CHANDLER FUCKING RIGGS?
IS THAT WHERE YOU WENT?
Okay I took a minute and I think I'm composed. ALL OF MY INTERNET FANDOM FRIENDS (I'll say IFF) WENT AND ONE OF THEM EVEN GOT NORMAN REEDUS'S BRACELET. SHE HAD AN EXPERIENCE WITH THE CAST THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS FROM A FANFIC I WAS SO UPSET AND HAPPY FOR HER BUT UPSET UGH.
So what to rant about....hmm.. Shockingly enough, besides the WALKER STALKER CON THING UGH, I'm kind of in a good mood. I mean, I'm not in hell school so thats a pro right?
I can finish season 2 of Once Upon a Time and stuff.
I can FINALLY finish futuoharry's Reconnected.
OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT TODAY
*Phineas and Ferb ahah*
Ok so you guys remember "0" right? Okay so first off, I'll just say that he sits in front of me in Spanish now ok. Basically, my friend Jack and I were talking about him because HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE FETUS CHANDER RIGGS AND HE SOUNDS LIKE CHANDLER AND OH MY GOD
Keep in mind, I kid around a lot with guy friends, so I wasn't BEING MEAN TO 0 ok IM TEASING ABOUT HIM WITH JACK if that makes sense at all. Jack is 0's friend by the way.
So here's the skype conversation.
Emily: Have you ever met someone who looked like a a great celebrity and then they are so weird and ur like “You have SO MUCH potential”
Jack: nope
Emily: oh
Emily: aha..
Jack: have you?
Emily: mAYBe
Jack: who?
Emily: well
Jack: would ik them?
Emily: NOT *His name, I'm saying 0 for right now remember*
Emily: thats for sure
Jack: sure
Emily: aha.
Emily: haha.
Jack: because you’ve given me reason to believe that
Emily: im so alone
Emily: What
Emily: Oh AhA
Emily: HFJSDGM,H
Emily: *SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
Emily: I’m just thinking about Chandler and his amazing blue eyes and video gaming and then *0* doing a line of pixie stick dust today in spanish
Emily: and just
Emily: so much potential
Emily: gone
Jack: gone?
Emily hmm. maybe hidden
Emily: who even knows
Jack: i do
Jack: HE HAS NO TALENT
Emily: HAHAHA
Jack: lmao jk
***END***
So after I see that, I decide to make a video.... and well..I'll put it off to the side *THE ORIGINAL*
BY THE WAY IT STOPPED AT 0:07 NOT THE WHOLE VIDEO.
Anyway, I may have cropped 0's face in it.... and then Jack showed 0.
AND HE TOLD HIM THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO SAID HE HAS NO TALENT.
SO I WAS LIKE, THANKS JACK!
So in Spanish, I showed him ( 0 ) our convo, but all I showed him is;
Emily hmm. maybe hidden
Emily: who even knows
Jack: i do
Jack: HE HAS NO TALENT
AND THEN JACK GOT ANNOYED FOR A SECOND LATER BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOW HIM THE
"Lmao Jk"'
SO HE'S MAD AT BOTH OF US
And 0 MADE ME FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT AND HE WOULDNT EVEN TALK TO ME HE JUST MADE THIS DISAPPOINTED FACE AND SHOOK HIS HEAD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS BECAUSE USUALLY I JUST HUG PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE MAD AT ME BUT I DON'T THINK HE'D LET ME BECAUSE I'M 90% SURE HE DIDN'T LIKE ME A WHOLE LOT TO BEGIN WITH BUT NOW IT'S BACK TO LIKE 98%
So I feel bad, becaus when he looks at me, I smile kind of nervously aND IT LOOKS LIKE IM NOT BEING SERIOUS AND I CANT HELP IT SO OMG 99%
He wont even text me bACK.
I DONT REGRET MAKING THE VIDEO BUT IM SORRY HE HATES ME FOR IT DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?? LIKE HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO FUNNY BUT AWW.
He looks like a sad puppy.
I want to hug him.
;(
My back hurts like hell so I'm gonna watch TV
PLEASE HELP ME THOUGH SEND ME ADVICE OR SOMETHING?
-Emily

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