carl wheezer x reader owo

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y/n walked down street and was very very wet/hard depending on y/n gender

y/n was thinking about the beautiful freckled red head boy with glasses they met earlier that day. they moany at the cutesy wutesy image of carl OWO wheezer senpai UWU OWO. suddenly y/n let out big hard gasp at cutesy sight of hot shirtless carl wheezer

carl wheezer turned around to face y/n, his butt cheeks tightening. he let out an "owo whats this" and approached y/n, adjusting his eyeglasses on his nostrils holder. his face turned red he led me to his bed let his legs spread he said "stayyyyy~"

"hey"

"heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

y/n jumped in bed with carl and stroked his chest "hey bb how u doin" y/n asked in flirty wirty tone

carl grinned ear-to-ear. it was actually ear-to-ear. kind of scary but y/n loves him and all of his body parts, no matter how small

y/n walked into the bathroom and emptied a pack of ramen noodles into the toilet then added coffee into the bowl. y/n pulled out a spoon and sipped the noodles classily. carl walked in and said "i need to shit" y/n nodded and finished their ramen noodles and then watches carl make a shit that was shaped like his head fur but brown he pointed at it and said "eat it" y/n gasped and ate it gratefully then carl scooped up y/n and slobbered them while kissing them

y/n giggled and shoved some dog food in carl's mouth then gasped as carl got on one knee, having thrown y/n on the ground before doing so. he opened ebay box with hard macaroni ring in it "will you marry me and be the cutest ship owo"

y/n gasped as loud as a t-rex X3 rawr and screamed "yes daddi" and hugged him. suddenly jimmy neutron kicked through the window and held y/n bridal style "you marri me now" and took me away with carl wheezer watching through the broken window and holding out a hand dramatically while screaming "nøôöòóōõœ"

we landed in alter and y/n put on white wed dress while sobbing. y/n held onto my replacement father's arm and walked down the aisle. they stood at the alter and when the priest said "do u rats take each other to be lawfully wedded broskis"

"yes" jimmy said, then looked at me. "y-" y/n was about to say when carl wheezer wOAH burst into the church screaming "i object" like that scene in shrek. y/n dramatically turned to carl, tears falling down their face. "y/n ily" carl said while holding y/n's hand. jimmy turned to carl and put on stern face "carl ily i was trying to make u jealous pls wed me now"

carl gasped and y/n applauded then carl and jimmy kissed while both of them screaming "yes"

y/n went to mcdonalds and got chicken mcnuggets