SCP-113 is too powerful
guys
g u y s
I missed out on making 'secondary location' jokes back when scp-106 was a thing so I'm making up for it now:
SCP-106:
remember kids, don't let you abductor take you to a secondary location because your chances or survival go down drastically
especially if your abductor is a goopy old guy and your secondary location is the fifth dimension of darkness
Moving on, we've got scp-107
it's a turtle shell that really does make it rain
any liquid that touches 107 just goes into non-being (which is to say everything) and then it rains whatever liquid it was
which is fine if it was water, but jESUS fUCK wHY uRINE
'for science'
scp-108-
those damn nazis making tunnels
in people's noses
I'm not sure what happened there so
SCP-109:
infinite water from an infinite canteen
not you again
Why okra
okra sucks
anyway
scp-110:
it's a city underneath a farm underneath the ground
apparently it's been contained before
but now it's not
I bet there's a lot of lore surrounding this but
what happened to the guy owning the farm
dead
Scp-111
dRAGON sNAILS
they breathe fire
'honor duels'
what kind of child would engage in honor duels and boycotts
glowdrakes are lowkey the best ones tho
wrong
bears are best
we all know where this is going so
scp-112
it's the rollercoaster that your mother tells you to beware of
this chapter sucks the words speak too loudly and the SCPs are upside down
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HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...