Lunar Poetry

self love at its finest

i'm a fucking catch, baby
i'm smart, intelligent is my first name
i can analyse the shit out of a text, situation and people if necessary
i'm kind and try to treat people better than they treat me, always
i admit my faults, no need to be egoistic
i'm creative as fuck
i can sing, write the greatest stories and the saddest poems, my life is a drama, i draw and paint whenever and whatever i feel like, and create songs like a badass
i can bake and make the sweetest deserts, my regular brownie clients will attest
yes i'm a disaster for anything else in the kitchen, but my baking compensates
i love planting and animals, my tulips and trees and my baby betta fish are my best friends
and going camping and canoeing
i'm not the greatest at sports (other than badminton, bring it on bitch) but i will give my all into winning
i'll try any halal challenge you give me
i'll participate in any halal events
i organize the best sober parties
i give the biggest gifts, customized instead of generalized
i don't hug, don't touch me
i can drive any car (legally) and motorcycles (illegally)
i'd be an awesome cool aunt tbh
i laugh at everything, even if the jokes aren't too funny, i'll support you
(unless you're an asshole)
sometimes i'm an asshole too so gesundheit
i love dark humour about death and some controversial topics, and making fun of my depression and sorry if i don't fit in your agenda, i'm perfect my own way
i love cheering people on and hyping them up, it's the greatest thing you can do to watch their faces light up with hope and confidence
yeah sure i'm average looking, i'm short as frick, i'm not a skinny legend nor am i a thicc one, just in between, i have nice smelling wavy hair and a cute ass face, whatever, but us averages are actually the best, not too hot to get intimidated by, and not too ugly to run away from. we're just right.

i love oatmeal :)