Two Demons Having Sex // Destroyer x Gear 18+

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Destroyer was just riding his truck down Demon Lane, totes vibing. The fresh air smelled so clean and the wind felt amazing on his over the top fluff. The radio was playing "I Love You Jesus", edited just the way he liked it- bass boosted and looped. Truck month, out on the road, just breathing in the crisp morning air. What could be better?

Until suddenly, he was hit. No- not physically, yet.. emotionally.

"Fuck!"

Destroyer had then knew, he was horny. Not only does he get horny, but his truck does too. Truth is, he and his truck have the same attitude. What went from a peaceful ride turned into sex seek(? i dont. fuckung kno.)

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Gear looked at the weather- clear and slightly windy. He looked over at his truck and smiled warmly, it was time. Time to go out truckin'. He started the engine, inhaling the truck aroma. As he started out for the road, he couldn't help but notice how clear everything was- it was as though this day was dedicated to him. He closed his eyes and relaxed. The ambiance brought him to peace once more.

Everything was still.

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Oh no! Gear vibed too hard and crashed his truck onto Destroyer's!! Oh no!!!!!!! They immediately got out and looked at the damage. They didn't look collided- one was on top of another. The trucks were still moving-

were they..

having sex?

"Damn it! All of this truck action is making me horny!" Gear exclaimed, stomping his foot on the ground. Destroyer looked over at Gear with wide eyes. Gear looked back- he knew that gaze.

It's fucking time!!

Since hell has no profanity they decided to just fuck right out in the open. Destroyer pounced on top of Gear, "I thought about it. take off ur clothes" Gear nodded shakily, pulling down his pants.

Hell yeah!! fuck time

Destroyer slammed his ONE, count it ONE DICK inside of Gear. Gear fuckingaf SCCCREAMED AAAAAAAA to which Destroyer had to cover up his mouth. "What are you doing step bro??????? Ur'e gona attract kLax!!!!"

'"Oh no,! I will not" Gear says as Destroyer destroys his assssssaaaa.

Y'all remember when I said Destroyer and his truck have the same emotions????? Ya well when Destroyer fucking [REDACTED] inside of Gear, his truck spilled oil all over Gear's vehicle.

Oh no!!!!!!! Now Gear's truck covered in oil cumb!!! Waht do. WE do??

"I know!! Sexy car cleaning montage!!" Gear exclaimed, whipping out a bucket of soapy water from his ass. "Good idea+!! get naked"

they fucking fucked gear's truck fuck. AND IT'S CLEAN NOW WOWOWOWO....

"okthat was fun googbye BOTTOM" Destroyer waved as he drove off, acting though they never had sex. Gear looked over at his truck, it looked humiliated and confused. "aSorry Betsy that's just how mafia workrks." Gear consulted as he hopped inside and drove back to his place.

MORAL OF THE STORY DON'T CLOSE UR EYES WHILE DRIVING OR ELSE YOUER TRUCKS WILL HAVE SEX AND YOU WILL GET LAYED BY SOME DUDE WITH 3 3 3. E E 3 TONGSU OKAY THANK YOU NEXT

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