You are (Y/N) (L/N). You are a TROLL. You do enjoy ART and COMPUTER GAMES. Your blood color is (b/c), but your not one to discriminate. You are FASCINATED by HUMANS, and wish to do everything like them. You don't have many FRIENDS, other than this one CRAZY girl. She is really fun, and sarcastic. Her name is NORAH. Also a troll. MAN THIS AUTHOR SURE TAKES FOREVER TO WRITE A INTRODUCTION.
( Sorry reader-chan! :8 )
You were ever so rudely interrupted by a bing on your husktop. Oh, no big deal. Just your best friend Norah.< dreadfulAurorua began pestering (c/h) at 2:30 AM.>
( PS, I always get confused with the pesterchum thing and stuff. PS, if anyone needs a guide I will be happy to update one. OH AND YOU AND NORAH WANT. TO DO EVERYTHING LIKE HUMANS SO THATS WHY YOU HAVE PESTERCHUM.)
DA: Wh@ddup home s/ice.
CH: you interrupted my flashback of my whole life again.
DA: We// d@ng f/@bbit.
CH: Whatever. What was so important you HAAAAAAD to pester me about.
DA: We// I h@ve a prob/em.
DA: It's serious.
CH: Well..?
CH: Oh god please tell me you DIDNT buy out a whole store of faygo again.
DA: TO BE FAIR IT WAS ME AND GAMGAM.
CH: Pfffffts.
DA: We//, I want to have a s/eepover.
DA: Right now.
CH: It's 2:30 in the morning.
DA: 2:30 is a perfect time to party.
DA: I'm on my way.> dreadfulAurorua ceased pestering (C/H) at 2:35 AM <
Oh great, your crazy friend is coming over with gogs know what, you might aswell go downstairs and get shit started.
And you do.
You pop popcorn, pour faygo, and turn on your favorite troll movie. Your friend is crazy, but crazy in a incredibly cray way.
" YO WHADDUP BITCH." Norah jumps in the hive with GAMZEE and this short little angry faced dude behind her.
" LOOK NORAH, I WILL RATHER NOT BE HERE SO CAN I FUCKIN- HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT FIFTY FIRST DATES..?" The stubby horned guy looked at the tv and zoomed over there. " MAYBE I CAN STAY AT THIS PLACE FOR A BIT." Norah laughed and grabbed a bottle of faygo with gamzee. " LeTs GeT tHis MoThEr FuCkEr StArTeD...!!" You laughed at your best friend chugging a bottle of faygo down with gamzee. " HEY FUCKFACE, IM KARKAT BY THE WAY. NOW START THE GOD DAMN MOVIE."
Well okay.Let's start the movie sleepover at 2:45 in the morning with a stoner, your best friend, a angry romcoms guy, and not to mention you just met him.
Sure, why not?
YOU ARE READING
Slowly, then all at once. [KarkatxTroll!Reader]
Fanfiction" Hey Fuckface, go to sleep. I'm right here." Karkat held you close to his chest as he carried you to the couch. "Shhhh.." He held you closer as you began to drift off to a sleepy dream, with the blushing troll, humming a tune. Hey! MY FIRST FANFIC...