You arrive in Teletubbie land in your rainbow Tesla. The first thing you see is the teletubby home which looks so beautiful and was covered in colourful flowers. Naturally you took a picture. Your family didn't believe you, they didn't believe that this place existed, that's why you brought your polaroid camera to take some dope ass pictures with the thicc beasts. Suddenly you hear a loud, deep, dare I say, sexy, voice. you follow it and it leads you a feild.
"owha owha" the voice repeats over and over, but out of nowhere, it stops. you continue looking for the beast, you look everywhere in the field and just when you about to give up you hear.
"DAMN bitch you thicc asf" the sexy voice makes you turn around immediately. The voice matches the look, this dude is so hot it makes you drool, his beautiful dark eyes and purple skin that looks so soft and yummy. You snap out of it when he says.
"Girl? are you good?
"yep, yep, sorry you're just so goddamn hot, anyways, what's your name?"
"Tinky Winky, but you can call me Tink, so what are you doing here? you gorgeous ass" he says with a look on his face so good looking that it turns you on.
"My parents think i'm crazy for thinking you guys are real, I came here to prove them wrong" you reply
"I mean if you brought back a baby that looks like you and me, i'm pretty sure they would believe you, you wanna fuck?"
"Fuck yeah! But could we eat first? i'm really hungry"
"i've got something you can eat right here bb" he says with a wink. The wink practically made you orgasm by itself but you nod your head while biting your lip. The bitch picks you up and SLAMS you down you almost pass out, but for some reason, it turned you on even more.
"you have to repeat after me" he says
"ummm okay?" you say with a puzzled look on your face
"ooka ooka bloop"
You repeat after him "oka oka blop"
"No, OOKA OOKA BLOOP"
"ooka ooka blop"
"Bitch you're saying it wrong, it's, ooka ooka bloop"
"okay I got it, ooka ooka bloop" his antenna starts moving weirdly and suddenly you feel something large and warm touch you leg.
TBC
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Teletubies x reader smut
PoetryDo you want your childhood to be ruined? Well you came to the right place. You have been warned.....
