I stood at the doorway, with my package of newly produced feces inside. You may be thinking: what did the person do to deserve this?
It will be quite complicated to explain fully, but I will attempt to. This man, rather, this criminal, goes by the name of Eli.
His crime consists of degrading my husband, shuichi saihara, and just being annoying in general. He shall pay for his crimes.
As I left the package of literal shit on his door, i booked it. i ran and hid behind a nearby bush across the street.
i watched eli open the door and grab the package. my face was practically ">:)". he shall pay for his sins.
the end or sum
hahahahahahahahahahahah i did this for absolutely no reason but to threaten eli so uh if you read this all the way through i'm so sorry
