It was a shitty Monday morning in a shitty school with shitty people.It was the first day of school, it was pouring out, and everything fucking sucked.Roald ran into the school drenched in water, running down the halls with schedule in hand trying to find his class.He was rushing to find his class when he slips on the floor because he was a dumbass, an absolute moron.It had been raining, you fucking idiot Roald.So Roald drops his papers everywhere, and is now laying on the ground like a pathetic loser.He just sits there like an ant, useless.Absolute idiot.
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Rodney who was also late but less of a dumbass and walked in the halls finds him there laying on the floor like the moron he is, but being a good person helps him up.Roald stands up, and takes one look into Rodneys eyes and starting drooling.Holy fucking shit, he had caught feelings on the first day.He quickly wipes his mouth, gets his papers, but then just stands there. "Are you ok?" Rodney asks him. "I-I'm fine," Roald spits out like an idiot.Rodney takes Roald to Math class, but on the way Roald couldn't stop thinking about how fucking hot Rodney was like god damn he's sexy.They get to the door, and that's when Rodney introduces himself."Oh, I'm Rodney by the way."Roald squeaks out, "I'm R-Roald."They walk into the class, and immediately Mr.Bitch the teacher starting shouting."YOU TWO FUCKERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATE IN MY CLASS?SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN RIGHT NOW!!" The rest of the class was giggling as they got screamed at.They look around the room and surprise surprise the only seats left are the ones next to each other.So they go sit down in their seats and SURPRISE SURPRISE THEY HAVE TO SHARE A TEXTBOOK BECAUSE THERES ONLY ONE LEFT.
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So they open up the text book and they are reading about- history??This is a fucking math class but whatever.So they're reading and Roald is sweating so fucking hard, he had a crush on the first day of school and is THIS close to him?Roald is DYING.He is a trembling mess.Mr.Bitch passed out a worksheet to do which was on- WHAT THE FUCK SCIENCE?THEY'RE IN A MATH CLASS READING ABOUT HISTORY WORKING ON SCIENCE.So Roald goes back to his side of the table to work on the science sheet when his thought are racing.He is in a gay panic right now.But he decides to write a note.The note reads, "You+Me=Happiness and Happiness=Happy+Penis".He folds and passes the note.
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But then Mr.Bitch caught him passing the note."EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING SLUTS?" Mr.Bitch screamed. Mr. Bitch snatched the note, then proceeded to read it aloud."You+Me=Happiness and Happiness=Happy+Penis."Rodney was in shock.He doesn't know what the FUCK just happened."Roald, that's pretty gay not gonna lie, but I fuck with that, so wanna date?" he says.Roald doesn't even fucking respond, but like they're dating now because that's how it works ya know.
