Peppermint

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A pa-pa-pa-peppermint!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!

You, you got that hard-ass taste that only a few girls can like!
You got a cold-hard face that only the Grinch can satisfy!
Why you gotta be so left-sided on the vivacious holiday?
Why don't you take a ride through the three-way?
(It's the Golden Rule!)

Yeah, you icky-icky, bitter-bitty!
Nobody likes you, especially when you eat your peppermint!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!

Yeah, snow is falling, freezing the windows!
The turkeys are gobbling and the employees wanna break!
"Doncha-doncha gimme that fa-fa-face!
'Cause I know watcha gonna say-say-say!
But I'll have you know, your future, past and present may rise!"

Yeah, you icky-icky, bitter-bitty!
Nobody likes you, especially when you eat your peppermint!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!

Pepper! Peppermint!
Pepper! Peppermint!
Pepper! Peppermint!
Ooh...
Pepper! Peppermint!
You are a...
Pepper! Peppermint!
Who raised you to be...
Pepper! Peppermint!
Oh!

Nobody likes you, especially when you eat your peppermint!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!
Pepper-peppermint!
Aha!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 17, 2014 ⏰

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