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Monday, October 4th, 2014. 11:23am.

"I hate you, Alife Deyes! Never call me again!" She said to me. I earned a slap in the face after a few seconds then she walked away swaying her hips back and forth, thinking I was watching, I mean I was but still I don't want her.

Okay so as you know, I'm Alfie Deyes and I'm a senior in college. I just told a girl or Chrissy who I hooked up with the other day that I wasn't looking for anything more and well we see where that got me. Right now I'm at the local coffee shop, writing an essay for my litertaure class, and thinking about what girl I should hook up with next.

"Pugs! Pugs! Pugs!" I heard from behind me. I knew that voice from anywhere and it was the only voice I was actually looking forward to hearing. It was my best friend and the only girl I would never hook up with in a million years, Zoella Sugg but everyone calls her Zoe.

"Zoe, one day you're going to stop calling me pugs. The nickname is cute and all when we were 12 but it doesn't really fit my image." I say to her while tugging my leather jacket slighty, trying to look like the bad boy I actually am.

"Alfie, I don't care. Your name is pugs to me so it's whatever." She responded sitting down in the chair next to me. The only reason she calls me Pugs is because she says I kinda look like a pug but I don't see it. She has other names for me but Pugs just happens to be her favorite. I throw a crumb of a bagel I ordered earlier at her and continued on my essay.

"Whatcha doing, babycakes?" She asked me. Another nickname she gave me.

"My essay for Professor Kingston."

"Why haven't you done it yet?"

I shrugged, "I've been busy with work that's all."

She could see the truth behind that, I know she could. "Busy with whom? Chrissy? Alfie one day she's going to get pregnant and it will be yours."

I laughed at her statement but I will keep her words in the back of my mind for later. "Zoella, my dear lovely best friend, condoms are real for a reason."

Her face sqerunched up in a cute way, like the way a puppy would sneeze but she was disgusted, still though it was cute.

"Ew, ew, ew. Alfie I'm going to go and get the thought of you and condoms out of my mind." She said grabbing all her belongings and leaving me alone, taking my coffee with her.

"Zoe! My coffee!" I shouted at her as she walking out, probably going back to her house.

"Again Mr. Deyes, I don't care it is mine now! Mwhahaha!" She said opeing the doors and leaving me here coffeeless and alone.