You're a cop and your name is FREAKING BETHANY you're walking some the street then you see a dude speeding you yeet your book at his window and break it
"WHAT THE DILDO UP THE ASS FUCK" I open the door and take out Todoroki and tell him to spread his legs (I'm wheezing)
I pat him down and feel something (😂) "TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND REVEAL THE WEAPON" I yell "I AM THE WEAPON HOEEEE" He takes his pants off and starts twerking "You like what you see"
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEV BRUBTHSNT I MADE HISHVITES
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Kill me now
