TWITCH ; jschlatt [discontinued]

intro ;

gayschlatt:
not gonna lie, i'd totally simp for you y/n

you:
wait you mean this entire time you weren't?

gayschlatt:
i mean..

you:
my simp radar is off the fucking charts my guy.

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in which two absolute idiots are mutually pining each other yet they're oblivious to each other's feelings. who knew they'd find love on minecraft?