𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞 𝙭 𝙥𝙚𝙥𝙥𝙖 v.s. 𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗

𝙤𝙣𝙚

you are sitting in your bed, getting ready to scroll through some tiktoks while sipping a cup of vanilla latte, when 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞 barges into your room, riding a wrecking ball which breaks through your whole wall.

y/n : nicki queen?? what are you doing here? :O

Nicki : hello dear barb, I need your help. My Minaj city has been invaded with drumsticks!

you sit there, astonished by what she just said. sipping your last sip of latte,

y/n : ok nicki anything for the queen!

you two hop into her wrecking ball and travelled far to minaj town.

y/n : nicki I love you, you are my queen 💅💅

nicki : ok

they arrive at Minaj town, only to see that the drumsticks were horrendous. they were the minions of nicki's enemy—miranda cooper.

drumstick #1 : 🍗🍗🍗🍗

y/n : what is this peasant speaking???

nicki : they are British

y/n : how's the day mate luv xx queen Elizabeth III

drumstick #1 : you got a problem innit mate xx wanna fight lov ? 🙃😛

the drumstick starts to lick it's knub and throws it at you, luckily you dodge and the knub flies into a pond.

pond creature disguised in mud : what was that for??

y/n : who are you? why is ur skin covered with mud?

nicki : oh no, is that- is that-

-𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨