Hello
My name is joshua
I am 18 years old
I am From Edinburgh, Scotland
And This Is My Story (Its A Pretty Boring Story NGL)
On The 26th February 2002 i was born at 22:59 at the Simpsons Maternity Hospital in Edinburgh Scotland, I am the youngest of two, I am also the best of the two in almost every single way, apart from who sucks more. My Brother is called Declan, Before he was born he was going to be named Daniel or Darmod, Before i was born i was going to be called katie, This is due to the fact that with my brother my parents had a smooth pregnancy, Mine wasn't so hence they thought i was a girl cause they didn't want to know our genders. Before i was born, When i was in the womb i used to pull on my umbilical cord and they thought i was dying and they kept having to rush my mum to hospital, Since the beginning, I have been epic.
When i was born i moved into my parents 2 bedroom flat in Musselburgh (A Town in West Lothian). We lived here for 3 years, Now at 18 i can safely say that these were the first 3 years of my life. I Attended Musselburgh Nursery (More Commonly known as the Burgh). Living in Musselburgh was really good. We lived just off the high street, This high street was great, it had an ice cream shop, a Tesco, a pound stretchers and lots of bakers, We were also near family as my Gran on my dads side lived in one of the neighboring town with 3 of my cousins and my aunt and uncle, Whilst my Gran and Grandad on my mums side lived in another neighboring town. However when i was 3 my parents decided to move us to Rosyth in Fife, To this day i blame every failure Ive ever had on this decision, It is the worst town, in the worst region in Scotland. This town has 4 primary schools, not cause there's a lot of kids, but because most of the adults have been held back that long. There's Park Road, St Johns, Camdean and Kings Road. Camdean and Kings Road are like Rosyth's answer to North and South Korea, They're right next to each other. Give those kids nuclear warheads and it will look the exact same. I Attended Kings Road Primary School for my Nursery. I attended St Johns primary school as thats where my cousins attended, My cousins were "Friends Of Jesus" that's why they attended a catholic primary school. My New House in Rosyth was bigger than the flat. It had 3 bedrooms. I remember the day i moved like it was in 2005, Because it was. Life at Nursery was great, Thats mainly cause all we did was play with toys. Our nursery were split into two sections, the sunshine section and the rain section, I was in the rain section, Probably because i tried to OD whilst at nursery.
When i had to go to primary school my life changed, but that is a story for another day...
