Foxy's Adventures

Story 1 - The Prank

I peak open my eyes, Alex (my owner) isn't awake yet. Time for some fox mischief! I slowly stand on all fours, my orange fur shines in the sunlight of an early day. I was sleeping by the foot of the bed so I have to be careful.

Hopping off the bed and onto the pine planked floor I wander out of the door and into the corridor of the cottage, this shall be fun. I see the front door, I walk past it into the kitchen.

Oh the kitchen, the place where my prank of Alex can be cooked up  . . . with a side of . . . prankinessess. yeahh . . .

I jump onto the counter and rummage through the food. I finally find it, it was perfect. It was the finest cream from Hoofbreeze, the finest tool for my master plan.

I paw some into a mixing bowl and put my front two paws in. I start to mix. This is very tiring, I little arms are aching sooooo much - but I must do it for the prankinessess!

Finally I have mixed the master prank, now to carry this into the bedroom where I shall strike! HAHAHHAAHAHA!

I wonder into the bedroom with the bowl on my back, I tip  some of the now whipped cream into his pair of shoes. This will be sooo funny!

Quickly I jump up onto the bed and rest my tail on his nose, waiting for him to wake. He starts to stir, slowly waking . . . unsuspecting his certain doom.

He wakes and says morning to me, I giggle to myself and jump onto a dresser to watch the hole thing unfold.

Both of his feet on the floor, he is now dressed. All he needs to do it to slip on his shoes and get the surprise of his life.

Slowly he gets his shoes and slips it on, the most funny SSSSQQQQUUEEEELLLCH sound as his foot lays inside the mess. He looks at me. His face serious and unchanging, was I in trouble?
What have I done? I get worried.

Suddenly he bursts out laughing, he was pointing at me.

"Look at your face!"He laughed, almost crying, "You actually thought I was gonna shout at you, silly fox."

I blush under my glossy fur and jump from the dresser to his lap, but out of nowhere he has his revenge. He grabs the bowl and pores it all over me and onto his lap. I was covered!

He starts laughing again like it is the most funniest thing in the world, that fool. I shall get my revenge if it is the last thing I do. I hop off his laps and onto the floor. He stops laughing, knowing whats coming next.

I starts to shakes, the cream goes flying in all directs hitting all corners of the bedroom and Alex. His face now covered int cream.

Revenge complete.