WARNING I AM HIGHLY OFFENSIVE IN THIS STORY, I IN NO WAY THINK RAPE IS RIGHT AND ALL RAPERS SHOULD BURN IN HELL, IT'S PART OF THE STORY AND THE CHARACTER OK?
Gabby sat on the couch, admiring her husband, Shrek. She knew he raped little 9 year old boys who worshiped him, but that didn't matter to her. It's not called rape if you like it Gabby thought to herself, and she knew those little boys enjoyed Shrek buttsex about as much as Gabby liked reading about Frerard buttsex.
Gabby looked down at the shirt she was wearing. It was her Fall Out Boy shirt, the one she'd gotten married in. "Hella" she whispered to herself.
"Well are you ready Gabby?" Shrek asked.
"Fucking ready" Gabby replied, standing up. They were about to go get a Christmas tree, as Christmas was right around the corner. Their festive theme for their Christmas decorating was "emo." The would have an emo tree, emo stalkings, emo christmas cards, etc.
They went and picked out a tree, one that was huge and dying. They took it home and started decorating it. Gabby put on the MCR ornaments while Shrek positioned a sculpture of Frank Iero on the top of the tree instead of an angel. They wore matching band sweaters and both wore thick eyeliner as they did so, as well as black skinny jeans.
"The perfect emo couple" Shrek said as he hung up pictures of Patrick Stump with photoshopped santa hats on as Gabby finished the tree.
Gabby kissed Shrek as she cried emo tears and texted her mom saying "it's not a phase, it's the real me, mom"
"I like when you touch my butt." Shrek said to Gabby.
A/n : I'M JUST GONNA LET MYSELF OUT
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Maybe Shrabby will be our always (A shrabby fanfic)
FanfictionShrabby is the ship name of the girl Gabby Weaver who says Hella too much and likes fanfiction and Shrek, the perverted butt raper of society. This is their love story. (Okey no one will read this except Gabby, you might, so here's a warning, I am f...
