O. M. G. DEAR MARY MOTHER LORD, IS SHE HOT!!! SHE IS SO PRETTY!!! I can't act like this near her, though! I have to talk to her. I race-walk to her. "Hi! You must be Jessie Bell!" I say in the most sincere way.
"Hello! It's my first day here, and yes! My name is indeed Jessie Bell." OMG. Even her voice is angelic! Hoh, the heavens are bringing me good luck right now, AND I LOVE IT!!
"Man, I always thought you'd never come. My mom is part of the schools PTA, and she apparently came across you." I said honestly.
"Wow. Everyone is so cool around here!" I CAN'T GET OVER HER VOICE!!
"Hey, you seem cool. You can be friends with me and other cool friends over there! I can even show you around." Man, this moment IS SO GONNA BE TREASURED!
"Hey, thanks! That's awfully lucky of me to get some cool friends on my first day! And it would be a HUGE thanks for showing me around this school!" I just can't. Like, her voice, SO SOOTHING!
"Hey, I try to be nice to eveyrone at my school, especially new ones." Man, NAILED IT.
"That's really cool. What's this room here?" says the new perfect girl.
"Oh, this is the cafeteria. My friends are over there, wanna sit with us?" I say.
"Great! Thanks! I'd love to." MAN, THAT IS THE BEST LINE ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME.
Me and PERFECTION....I mean Jessie walk over to my table.
"Hey, look at you! You're so nice! And...so...perrrrfeeeeeccccttt..." Emi said, creepily.
"DUDE. Close you mouth before you start drooling." said Rebel, trying to be the leader.
Too late. Ugh, ew, Emi.
Jessie sits down with me. Emi and Rebel are on the other side.
"So, tell us about yourself." I say trying to start a conversation.
"Well, I am a girl. Obviously. I LOVE being social, love talking to friends, and hanging out with them!" OMG. SHE IS THE PERFECT ONE TO BE IN OUR GROUP!
"Wow! You are really cool!" Emi said, complementing her.
"She's, well...a meh." said Rebel. OMG. YOU DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, TALK CARP ABOUT HER.
"Hey, show some respect. She's a newbie, she needs to adapt to our community." I say.
"Oh yeah...ILY! I like you. ACRONYMS, YEAH! You're really cool! You're like perfect!" Emi said. Better, better, and yet still worse.
"Well, I look forward to being all your friends until THE END!" Jessie said, yelling. Apparently, some jerk-face boys heard her angelic voice and was interested.
"Hey there, cutie. You look daaaaaaaaamn fine to me!" Jerk Boy #1 says.
"MAAAAN. You are SO fine." Jerk-boy #2 says.
"Do you know karate, cuz' your body is KICKING." WOW, JERK-BOY #3. YOU HAD TO DO IT.
"Hey, guys. Just get to 6th period, alright?" Rebel says.
"No, it's fine. They seem cool.." Jessie surprisingly says.
"Seriously?" They all say in confusment.
"Too cool for me! You guys need someone else. Because I'm not interested. Now, please. Move out of the way." Jessie says proudly.
"Right this way, ma'am. I mean sir. Ma'am." They line up and point their arms to their 6th period.
We walk away. "DAAAAAAAANG!! NEWBIE GOT THE SKILLS!" I say.
"Meh, I try. I way my ways of doing things. But, I tend not to abuse it, though." JESSIE IE SOOO GOOD!
So we finished the day and give Jessie all of our numbers. "Thanks, guys. You guys are SOO cool!" Jessie said.
"Meh, we try." We all said. We all then laugh for like 10 seconds, and leave school. A regular day at PS 21, people. CHAPTER TRANSITION!
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Penelope Fera: A Social Inspiration
Teen FictionA normal, weird, extremely-social girl that likes internet trends, talking, and hanging out with friends. She gets picked on and she picks on others! What isn't there to feel good about? She's basically a mediocre, 7-th Grader girl, and NO inspirati...
