John

John III

Ah John, good old John, everyone knew John because well...he was John, he was a peculiar breed though if I must say so myself, something which seemed to make everyone rather fond of the fine fellow. You see however one day John arrived. But wait, this isn't the John we know, that John (whom I should've introduced as John II) was the second in line of the John dynasty. This John, the new John was as you could probably guess, John  III. Everyone knew that only the current John could be replaced when he died, that was how the tradition went, but John II wasn't dead yet there he stood, John III ready to become the next big man John as they referred to themselves. This obviously caused some confusion and as bystanders watched in awe of the absolute fucking size of these units they engaged in a ferocious battle. Turns out everyone was on hallucinatory drugs and John III didn't actually exist, what a load of dumbasses should've just drank some milk to get rid of the effect. So anyway as I was saying John III didn't exist yet...at least that's what they thought *dramatic music for effect*

ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ anyway thanks for reading this piece of shit, enjoy your day      (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞