Nolan Dolan x Jimbo from one direction

My asswipe

First, Jimin (Aunt Jemima/Jimena) laid eyes on this nasty ass white boy from Santa Cruz who makes shitty ass music with whole lots of autotune 🙄. Then she texts that mullet freak ass bitch like a fatass stalker and then he replied to her with "boom boom" and she started cring like a baby 👶🙄 like it's just boom boom I'm gonna boom boom ur house if u think that's special 🙄. Anyways, janet, myles, me and other fatasses started bullying her mans music and then her bitch ass started crying and shit like it's an opinion gosh shut up 😒😑🙄😫😋. Then some bitch I forgot who decided to be nolan in the liam group chat and she svared ehr for shit and it was funny 😆. N e ways, iridescent honey wants to be in there

but I don't know how because they haven't said anything controversial so shout-out to u bae 😼. Anyways, that bitch aunt jemima- myles, fell in love with that autotune freak for no fucking reason I don't know how someone would find him attractive like jimbo come on, white guys are not the move 😫 especially with mullets 😒. This is for you kevin asscrafk who thinks I can't write for shit 😼🖕🏻. Anyways again, they fell in love through text then they had a child called timothee/asslee I don't understand how that fatass popped out of her small ass kitty 😼🙈😸, must've been a c section am I right. Next chapter is the wedding so yay tuned!!!! Bye fatasses and ebony ur Shau!