Me
How old are you?
Matty
It is extremely rude to ask a man his age
Me
Hilarious. Just asking because 45 year old men that live in their mum's basement don't normally go on double dates
Matty
But they can
Me
Their "mates" are people on the internet
Matty
I suppose so. I'm 28
Me
Few not some old creep
Matty
Yeah definitely not old. How old are you, love?
Me
Stop calling me that pwease
Matty
No, I don't think I will
Me
Shouldn't you be getting ready for work? Like its 11:45. Didn't you say you have to go at lunch?
Matty
Yeah true but I enjoy talking to you so much
Me
Whatever. Enjoy your date
Matty
I'll try. You did avoid my question
Me
Oh yeah sorry I'm 35
Matty
What?
Me
I'm joking, I'm 22
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Matty
So this double blind date isn't going well
Me
Oh really?
Matty
Yeah she spilt her drink everywhere and doesn't stop talking
Me
Maybe she is nervous
Matty
Definitely not nervous she is rubbing her foot on my leg under the table
Me
Aww don't you like that?
Matty
Your sarcasm is not useful right now
Me
Pleb
Matty
Seriously? Can't you just ring me or something
Me
Ring you? And what pretend I'm your mother?
Matty
It could work
Me
Jesus christ I'm not pretending to be your mother for you to escape a double blind date. Can't Ringo help you?
Matty
Actually George plays drums. Look he is having a great time with his date and I don't want to ask him to leave so if you call then I can pretend it's urgent x
Me
Okay fine
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FanfictionOlivia gets a message from an unknown number who just happens to be a lead singer of a British boy band. This persistent, witty and charming male interrupts Olivia's daily life which makes her life change dramatically. Until she realises she is fall...
