The Sexy Type

New Manager

As we were hosting to our guests I was getting bored pretty quick. So, I decided to join the twins. Everyone had eye drops they were using to get fake tears out. I didn't want to do that. I'm not going to cry in front of the guests. But my kimono kept slipping off my shoulder which was bothering me. They made this a size too big. Whatever guess I gotta deal with it for now. "Yo, what's up with you guys?" I asked using Kaoru as my pillow like usual. "We were just telling our guests about all the kimonos we're wearing today." "Like where we got them right? Your mom was pretty nice to let us use some of her designs. Although my kimono is a bit big on me. Keeps falling off of my shoulder." I explained pulling it back onto my shoulder. "Oh yea you're right. Well, can't fix that now can we?" Hikaru replied casually. Kaoru didn't say anything but I don't know why. I walked away ruffling Kaoru's hair causing the girls to blush.

Haruhi managed to figure out how everyone was crying so easily. It's not that hard to figure out but I don't know why they need them. Pretty sure these guys can cry on cue, can't they? But Kaoru gave a little sweet to Haruhi while she wasn't a sweets person I was dying to have some. But she decided to give it to her mother as an offering. That's nice of her still remembering her mother. Tamaki decided to give her more sweets since he's in love with her. He still denies it to this day. I still think he uses eye drops to make himself cry but maybe it's just me. As this was happening I saw a new guest at the door. She seemed to be pretty shy to me. She was hiding at the door after all. The twins took charge and tried to invite her in which Tamaki berated them for. Something about them being too forward I think. Then he had the audacity to do the same thing. But she did something incredibly hilarious.

She smacked him away from her. She might be my favorite girl here now. She called him a phony which made it much more funny. I couldn't stop laughing. She went on a rant degrading Tamaki making it worse for me to stop laughing. She's going to get me killed by the Shadow King. He ended up making a new move out of shock or humiliation I will never know. But I just couldn't stop laughing. "My stomach hurts so bad! Just stop already! Please! Hahahahaha!" Everyone kind of ignored me once she said Kyoya was her fiancee. I can't breathe! "God, that isn't true. Kyoya doesn't even know the woman!" Which turned out to be true sooner than I thought. I decided to leave before my stomach hurt more from this girl's antics. Man, she got me laughing way too hard for my own good.
As the next day rolled around I was walking to the club room with Renge. "Yo, can I have some cookies? The smell of them got me all hungry." She looked skeptical at first but she let me have some. "Little tip for next time. Have a timer set up for when to take them out. Still pretty good for your first time." She seemed surprised I knew but I can tell.

We entered the club room and I walked over to grab some cake since I was still hungry. Can't help the hunger now can you? I ate while I watched the fiasco unfold of her chasing my classmates around while I continued to eat. Then I see the twins up close with Haruhi almost kissing her. Wait. No. Hikaru took some cookie from her mouth while Kaoru licked off the crumbs on her cheek. I became a blushing mess at the sight of that. Tamaki got all angry while I just enjoyed the show. Renge seemed to be in her serious business mode which was interesting to see. "Lukewarm. Every single one of you! Except for Kyoya, all of your characters are lukewarm! Each of you needs to have some sort of 'dark' side, you understand? Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled! If you keep carrying on like this it's only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you and stop coming all together. Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya's business?"

Wow. She really is a special one, that Renge. "As your manager, it's my duty to change your character backgrounds. Let's start with you!" She pointed at Mitsukuni. Guess he annoyed her pretty good. "If all you are is cute, inside and out, then you're no different than a baby. Therefore, from now on, you are the baby faced thug! And Mori-senpai, you're his childhood-friend, the flunkie! The twins will be basketball players, enslaved in their own world! Haruhi, you're an honor student who's constantly being bullied! And as for you Tamaki, you're the school idol who's admired for your good looks but you actually have an inferiority complex you're hiding from the world. The lonely prince." As she named everyone off it was interesting to see her work. Then she came to me. "Tadashi-senpai, you seem like the flirtatious boy with no worries, but you're secretly trying to make your girlfriend happy who is never pleased and just wants you for your wealth!" Oh wow. She got that spot on when I was in a relationship. She must have figured something out. "And Kyoya you're perfect just the way you are now. So I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever, kay?" Clearly she doesn't have favorites at all.

As we were shooting for everyone's scenes I tried to understand how we got here. But I didn't have much time to since my scene was coming up. Once they yelled action I began saying my lines. "Hey, baby girl how'd you feel about going to a movie tonight?" "No, I'd rather not. Can you just give me your card so I can get some new shoes?" "Well, can I come with you then?" The actress rolled her eyes and looked me in the eyes glaring. "Babe, stop being so clingy. Seriously, you're just like a little kid. Don't you have anything better to do? Don't you have a life?" I reached into my pocket handing her the fake card sighing. "Sure, do whatever you want babe." She smiled walking away exiting the scene. Renge did some narration. "Ignored and only wanted for his wealth will he be able to realize the truth of his relationship?" As my scene ended I told the actress good job and I sat down taking my break. I waited for the others to finish up with their scenes. Takashi, Mitsukuni, and Haruhi couldn't finish their scenes completely since Mitsukuni couldn't handle it.

Renge showed Haruhi two guys that looked like thugs but weren't actually. She provoked them causing one of them shove her. I shoved Haruhi out of the way and I took most of the hit hitting the wall. I yelped in pain and I saw Haruhi crying. Wait no that's her contact. But that hurt pretty bad. Haruhi gave Renge a little speech about judging others and getting to know them. Which led to everyone cleaning up for the day. I didn't move for awhile when the twins showed up helping me up. "You really shouldn't have done that senpai-" "especially for that otaku!" I rolled my eyes. "I just saved their asses by doing so. Not a big deal." We all left for the day to find out fairly soon that she decided to stick around and wanted Haruhi and I to go to her house.