Billie Eilish X Male OC

the fine art of bullshit

"I-i'm so sorry.." james said, tears welling up in his reddened eyes.

"Please don't james- i-i love you" billie said trying to hold back the sobs collecting in her throat.

"I love you too- i love you so much, b-but i have to do this i-i have no other choice" he sobbed quietly looking away from her.

She sobbed loudly, her lip quivering. She tried to wipe away her tears but to no avail as they kept streaming down her face

He swallowed the lump in his throat as he set down the +4 uno card on the table.

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Billie shuddered at the violent wind making her hair sway left and right, and her nose bright pink.

"C-can i have a moment alone with him" she sniffled.

Finneas, patrick, maggie, and claudia nodded solemnly, walking away from james' grave with sadness in their glossy eyes.

Once she was out of their line of sight she quickly jumped down into a sort of planking stance above his grave.

"Alright listen here you little shit, you've taken this game of hide and seek way too fucking far"

"Not my fault you lost within the first 10 minutes"  james said in a hushed yell, his voice muffled by the six feet of dirt above his coffin.

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"Ugh nobody loves me" billie whined sadly

"A-are you sure" james asked giving her a side eye as he furrowed his eyebrows

"I mean i guess" she sighed sadly

"Are yOU SURE" james asked much louder, gesturing dramatically to himself

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Billie accidentally poured salt into james' tea instead of sugar, handing it to him unknowingly.

"D'ya like it?"

"Yeah i love it" james smiled sweetly before taking another sip

*10 minutes later*

James barged into finneas' room and ran into his bathroom, violently throwing up in the sink

"It tasted so bad but i didn't wanna hurt her feelings" james said quickly and out of breath resting his head on the wall.

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Hi that's it i know it's short but i still can't find motivation for anything at all amd sort of had a mental breakdown the other day so i'm really really really sorry

I might do more of these short lil tid bits later on

Love you lots 💙

Stay safe you sweet lil goobers

Muahhhh

Alright toodaloo, later toots, kissessssss

Stay safe
Wash your hands
Stay healthy
Stay inside
Take care of yourself
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