" Nap Time! "

" Chapter. 1 "

Grocery shopping!

It was a regular friday , as Sad and Stupid were walking through the town. It was more peaceful than they would actually expect.. but they aren't surprised , since this quarantine shit is driving everyone crazy.

As they were walking they spotted Hysteria grabbing a little box of cards and placing it on a table. They go to him.

Sad PoV

"Hey dude! What are you doing today?" I said.

"Oh , me and Creative are gonna play cards here. He said he would be here in a second." Said Hysteria while placing the cards on the table and grabbing a chair.

"That's kind of boring. It's too peaceful around here , we should be doing something interesting!" Said Stupid whit a tired voice tone.

"And what are you guys gonna do of interesting? Go grocery shopping or something?" Said Hysteria

"You got it right! We're inviting happy too , he seems like he's gone nuts whit this quarantine shit. So we invited him so he could maybe calm the hell down." I said.

"Do as you wish , bro , I'm just gonna stay here." Hysteria said.

So , me and Stupid walked to Happy's house waiting for him to leave there and come whit us for grocery shopping.
It took.. kind of a while but he managed to come out , as he closed the door of his house he said-

"Oh..Hey! Sorry I took long. I was kind of.. preparing something y'know?"

"It's alright , let's just go. I'm getting hungry! I didn't eat anything!" Stupid said.

"You could've ate when you were still at your house , stupid-" I said.

"Let's just say I didn't have the brains to think." He said.

I laughed a bit , and then I said-

"Seems pretty much reasonable."

We didn't want to walk because that would be fucking boring , so we just stole a car and drove to the grocery store like that was GTA.

We tried letting Stupid drive the car , as he was getting better at it. He did ran over some people but.. that was NOT an accident. I'll let him be , but if he gets arrested I'm not paying to let him out again. As for happy , he's been quiet the whole ride.. I wonder what he's thinking about. Probably not something that important.

Happy PoV

Little did they know that I had a little trick in hand. or in pocket.. just refer it in whatever you want-
But either way.. whit nap time , I'll be able to put every emotion down!
Why am I doing this? Great question. Why the fuck is he doing this- or was?-
Eh , I'll just put because yes. Well I'm doing this because I can. And nobody can stop me! I mean.. what about the poll he made?- okay , I'll stop breaking the freaking story-

Stupid PoV

"Thank god we got here! I was literally starving!" I said.

"Whit yout driving skills , I think you have a reason for thanking god." Sad said , as he laughed right after.

"I have great driving skills!" I said.

"Can we just go inside? For fuck's sake , please?" Said happy.

"Finally you decided to open your mouth , and alright then." Sad said

Us three entered the grocery shop and started lookinf through things. Food , games , clothes , decorations.. you know , that kind of shit. I call Sad's and Happy's attention to check out some game I found in the gaming section.

"Dude! This thing must be awesome! I didn't think they would sell these things at a grocery store! Wait why are they selling games in a grocery store- But either way , we have to buy this! This is gonna be so cool to play whit bro!" I said , grabbing the game and showing it to Happy and Sad.

"Seems cool , Stupid. I'm gonna check the snacks , they might sell some good quality food here." Sad said

"Alright Sad! I'll meet you there in a moment." I said , while I was bending down to put the game on its place when I suddenly hear someone walking behind me , and when I least didn't expect he got a rag or bag to cover my head. In a kind of attempt to make me faint I guess..?

"HOLY SHIT DUDE- AAAAAAAAAA" I reed. (Reed is like screaming but REEEE)

"Nap time!" Happy said.

I swear.. I saw my whole life pass through my eyes. Actually , no , because I wasn't seeing any fucking shit.
But well , I'm getting kidnapped , that's the end I guess.

Sad PoV

You gotta be kidding me- God damnit. The heck has Happy done now?

Sad got to the gaming section , where stupid and happy were and said-

"Dude , what's going on now?- HOLY CRAP- Stupid are you okay-"

"DO I LOOK OKAY? HELP ME-" Stupid said as getting dragged by happy.

Sad ran to stupid and got his leg , as he ran to the front door of that grocery store , happy didn't give up , tho. As he grabbed a can of beans and threw into sad's face

"I- Dude- my nose is bleeding now-" Sad said while grabbing a bunch of toilet paper and throwing it into the floor , where happy was running into. Happy fell , but could get to them and strangle sad whit nap time.

Sad managed to escape (somehow) and ran t the front door , grabbing the car and getting outta there.

"Dude should I run him over? He's following us" I said.

"Bro- no- He'll get better I guess , let's just stay away from him a while?" Stupid said.

"Eh.. I guess that's fair!" I said while driving to the town.

We got to the town and got to our houses , whit the doors locked- since maybe happy could break in? I don't know. But either way , for the rest of the day we stood away from him , and probably he calmed down. Atleast we hope so.

__ End of chapter one __