What's Ehh?!

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New relatable character: Imagine if you are like Eustace Bagge from Cartoon Network's 'Courage The Cowardly Dog' in this story.
* Stupid boy or 'The Stupid One'
* His nickname 'Uncle Twinkletoes'
* Lack of talent and good looks
* Excruciatingly greedy
* Genuine love towards Muriel
* Remained the victim of misfortune
* Ominous portent such as being cursed or having magical chaos
* Unquenchable thirst for monetary gain or bidding for money
* Malicious, ill-tempered, heartless, egotistical and cruel
* Jealous and kept on scolding poor Courage as 'STUPID DOG'

Eustace's top priorities in life:
1. His downtown truck
2. His red chair
3. His crispy bacon
4. His newspapers
5. His television
6. His mallet or hammer
7. His smelly greed for money
8. His brown hat
9. His relaxation
10. His insults

"This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation."

"Ain't no such thing as curses! And there ain't going to be no parties either!"

"That's what I tell him all the time! You stupid dog! He don't do nothin' right."

"The only uglier than this....is this!!"

is this!!"

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Your POV

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Your POV

I had a rough day growing up and times like this are somewhat frustrating and complicated. All I need is some rest. Maybe sit on the couch for a couple of minutes while reading a gossip digest or anime magazine and drink a cup of hot chocolate to ease up my tension.

I used to watch 'Courage The Cowardly Dog' on television when I was a kid but all of the episodes are horribly scary to look at. Like devilish Freaky Fred, the White Mask, Were-mole, creepy Violin Girl...etc. It gives me nightmares a lot the whole time.

I hid myself under the blankets, jumped out in fear, shivers down to my spine and my heart beats rapidly in fright like I was traumatized. It involves a show about an old couple and a pink dog living on an isolated farm in the middle of Nowhere. How weird...

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