"Thorin I need help!" Shouted Bilbo who needed help getting Frodo off a tree
"Coming in a moment" said Thorin who was cutting wood
"Did Frodo climb a tree again?" Asked Thorin to Bilbo
"Not quite" said Bilbo to Thorin
"Kili is over there getting scolded by Fili for leaving Frodo in the tree" said Bilbo as he pointed to the young dwarf getting scolded by his older brother
"I'll get Frodo down u do your thing" Thorin replied to his husband
"Ok then" said Bilbo back to Thorin
*When they got Frodo down and calmed down Fili and Kili*
"Fili why did u yell at your brother? You know what we told you about yelling" said Thorin to the young dwarf who regretted yelling at his little brother
"But papa he left Frodo on the tree" said Fili trying to not get grounded
But then making it be the 10th time he yelled at Kili this month after being told not to 1000+ times,Thorin ended up grounding him for 3 weeks while Kili was grounded for 1 week
*after dinner*
"Thorin I need to talk to u" said Bilbo looking at his husband cheerily
"What is it?" Replied Thorin to his happy husband who was trying to hide his smile "why dont we put the kids to sleep first,get to bed and then I will tell you?" Said Bilbo "sure" replied Thorin
*after putting the three (wide awake) children to bed*
"So What was it u wanted to tell me?" Asked Thorin getting under his blanket "well I-'' answered Bilbo pausing "I?" Asked Thorin wondering what it was
"Im pregnant"
*dramatic music*
*thump* (Thorin fainted and fell off the bed)
YOU ARE READING
The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings Next Generation
HumorAll ships will be having and focusing on the kids the main character is not one it's Kili,Fili and Frodo
