Stanford x reader (Small Re-written)

chapter 26: bottomless pit

It's a nice summer day and me, Stan , Soos and the twins are in the golf cart and going to see the bottomless pit.

"in this land of ours there are many great pits, but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit, which , as you can see here, is bottomless" said Stan as we all look down to see how is looks like and I got to say it looks bottomless.

"question. is it bottomless?" ask Soos and Stan sighs

" kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos" said Stan because I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to explain again.

" grunkle Stan, why are we here, again?" ask Dipper who is confuse.

"to dispose of things that we don't want." says Stan and pulls out some pieces of papers.

" so long, mystery shack suggestion cards." said Stan as he start throwing out all of theses papers.

"goodbye, creepy love letters from lil Gideon." said Mabel as she throws them in the pit she screams die to them.

" see ya never cooking recipes that I will never make again!" I said and threw those recipes which let's just say that gravity falls history cook books was a big mistake like how do you cook poison berries with stomach faced ducks raw eggs and a plaidypus there both so cute why would you eat them! and then me and Dipper see Soos throwing his shoes into the pit.

"what are you doing?" said Dipper.

"throwing stuff, dude. everyone's doing it!" said Soos as he went back and threw our grill and we see Mabel with a big chest with chains.

"what is that Mabel?" I said

"it's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. nothing worth wondering about!" she said a pushes it in the pit.

"goodbye forever!" she said.

"grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is by definition, impossible?" said Dipper ,you know he reminds me of Stanford so much, when we first discovered this I always throw our stuff, he tells me to stop because they never come back but it was always funny. then one day I saw him jump in the bottomless pit.
I freaked out but later on he came back twenty one minutes later, but he tells me to be careful around it because he just got lucky, he doesn't know if he can come back again.

"says you" says Stan as he keeps throwing his papers.

"well I guess we'll never know." said Mabel but all of a sudden we all feel a strong wind.

"Agh! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!" Yelled Soos as the strong wind keeps pushing us.

"Quickly! Everyone back to the shack!" I yelled, I started running which Everyone followed except for Stan.

"I'm not done getting rid of these yet!" Yelled Stan as he trys to throw the suggestion cards but the wind blows them back at his face. Me and everyone else ran back to get stan.

"Grunkle Stan! No" said Mabel as we ran back and grabbed Stan to pull him away from the pit.

"Almost. Almost. Almost" Stan keeps repeating as he try's to throw the suggestion cards in the pit, as the wind grew even stronger, Stanley lost his balance as we hold on to him we all fell into the bottomless pit, screaming for our lives.

I'm pretty sure we'll be alright right?
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