Why do I smell slightly like a bonfire? Was there a bonfire last night? I tried to remember but between the throbbing of my head and how blurry my memories are, there is no way I'm going to remember what happened. I slide into the bathroom before Queenie leaves her room, just so I can wash off the smell of bonfire and alcohol.
I guess if I want to know what happened last night I'm going to have to message Joaquin, but first I'm getting a shower and taking an advil. God what I would give to not go to school today.
Exiting the warm oasis that was the shower I headed straight for the kitchen and dumped a couple of ibuprofen in my hand and grabbed a glass of water before heading to my room. I don't need my liver right? I grab my phone and begin a message to Joaquin.
To Joaquin:
Alright spill what did we do?
From Joaquin:
Do you know how early it is?
To Joaquin:
Yes, but I also know you sent me home with Archie and Jughead and i'm like 55% sure there were only three seats in the car.
From Joaquin:
To be completely fair you tried to jump over the bonfire
To Joaquin:
How does that make it fair?
From Joaquin:
As far as I know you tried to jump a fire, Queenie drunk texted archie, Jughead and Archie picked you up and then like an hour or so later Jughead texted me from Queenies phone asking for your address,
To Joaquin:
So nothing too embarrassing @ the party?
From Joaquin:
You tried to jump a fire...
To Joaquin:
Okay yeah i'll just text Juggie. If that's the worst we did there then we weren't THAT bad.
Joaquin was of no help. Like I'm sure he was helpful last night, but this morning he is of no use to me. Before I text Jughead I down the rest of my water.
To Beanie Boi:
Alright Juggie spill what did i do last night?
From Beanie Boi:
You tried to jump a fire
To Beanie Boi:
Is that all I did? Like did i try to jump it ten times or something?
From Beanie Boi:
You claimed archie was trying to kill you because you tried to fight him and he lightly shoved you and you fell
To Beanie Boi:
As long as it wasn't a full fledged fist fight then that's not embarrassing.
From Beanie Boi:
Then you just tried to nap on me. That's it when we got you, you offered us a drink and then you kept trying to nap.
To Beanie Boi:
Thank God. Like it could have been way worse especially with Archie there because he hates me.
From Beanie Boi:
He doesn't hate you.
To Beanie Boi:
YOU ARE READING
Jokes On You (Veronica Lodge)
FanfictionThe title Virginia and Carter slowly morphed into Queenie and Joker, and we still rule over the Serpents below F.P. and Mustang. Together however even F.P and Mustang fear us. Even if sometimes we have to do F.P.'s fatherly work for him. He fears us.
