Lani & the City Boy ✔️

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19th of march, 2018

3:29am

do you know that song that goes "oh no i think i'm catching feelings," because i can't think what it's called and it's really annoying me.

and you are asking me why?

none of my friends are awake so i thought i'd ask you.

sorry i've never heard that song in my life.

you've never listened to sex (catching feelings) by EDEN before????

i thought you said you can't remember the name.

yeah that was just to get you to start talking to me.

you could of just said hi.

but then you probably wouldn't of replied.

you know me too well.

awh honey, we're falling in love.

no we are most definitely not falling in love. i don't even know your name.

guess it then.

no.

you know what honey, i always
thought the boy i'd spend my life with was going to be a bit more interesting than you.

there are so many things wrong with that sentence.

like what?

for one, stop calling me honey.

two, you're not going to spend the rest of your life with me.

and three, i am a very interesting person for your information.

honey, you will practically be chasing
me when we get to meet in person.

again, there are so many things wrong with that sentence.

okay whatever mister i want to suck the fun out of everything.

are you going to guess my name or what?

no.

please. for me?

fine.

fine.

okay.

guess then you naaupo.

oh right.

uh.

kayleah?

nope.

allana?

nope.

lani?

how? what? how did you guess it that fast???? are YOU a stalker?

no, i'm clearly just a genius.

you're clearly a psychopath or you're working for the fbi.

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