-In a Discord call-
Flame: Cody, I am so glad we met. I don't know what I would do without you. You've helped me with so much in my life throughout the years.
Cody: I feel the same way, Flame. You've brought out my true self. I am eternally grateful for John Mon Akra Mortal Darth Kaiser for bringing us together.
-flame starts blushing heavily and goes silent-
Flame: C-C-Cody....
Cody: Yes Flame?
Flame: I have something to tell you.
Cody: Well spit it out, monkey!
Flame: I don't know...
Cody: Monkey! Come on!!
Flame: Fine! Stop calling me monkey! I'm in love with you. I'm so infatuated with you and your dumb "monkey" ways. I love the way you lead. I love the way you—
*Leah joins but neither of them hear because they're caught up in the moment*
Flame: —speak your mind about anything and everything. You help everyone in every possible way and it is so admirable. I'm in love with you Cody.
-silence-
Leah: Flame? Cody loves me! This is ridiculous! Cody?
Cody: *smiling behind his computer* Leah I'm so sorry. I love you, but I'm in love with Flame. I have had a strong attraction to him since the day I was recruited by my mentor. I love the way he takes charge. I love the fact that he doesn't back down. I love that he's a natural born leader. I love Flame!
Leah: *sobs and leaves the call*
Flame: So we just established that you're the bottom, right? *chucking from both ends of the call*
Cody: Yes baby.
Flame: *books plane ticket*
