Guys if you can tell me what the title means with out getting help you get a cookie and a whole part for you! (hint: Its in Japanese)
*Camera turns on*
Me: Hey guys this might be my last update until my Xmas vacation is over so i decided to add this part in where everyone gives each other gifts. So who wants to start off?
Ben: I want videogames!
Everyone: *throws a pile of video games on to Ben*
Ben: *faints from pure bliss*
Jeff: Well i want knives!
Everyone: Hehehe *throws a pile of knives onto Jeff*
Jeff: *faints from pure pain*
Toby: Well i want waffles!
Me, Slendy and Offenderman: /cook waffles and give them to Toby*
Slendy: I want some new History books.
Everyone but me: ehhh.....
Me: Here. *gives 10 new History books*
Slendy: (>.<) Yay!
Offender: I want your ass, Sabrina.
Me: NO!
Offender: Come on.
Me: Never.
Offender: Well someone give me thier ass!
Everyone:.........
Me: Alright everyone put something small into this hat! *grabs Ben's hat*
Ben: Hey!
Me: *Gives him a death glare*
Ben: Meep...
Me: Hurry up!
*a few minutes later*
Me: Alright now Offender pull something out of the hat.
Offender: *pulls out 2 mini rifles and a mini sexual toy......*
???: Hey thats mine!
Me: Oh god its the Abridged Hellsing version of Offenderman.... wait how did his stuff get in here???
Offender: A different version of me? Well this will be fun.
*several grewsome hours(for everyone but those 2)later*
Offender: Well hes dead....
Everyone: WHAT????
Offender: Yeah he kept trying to make holes in me so i did the same to him and well you get it now....
Everyone: Ewwww.....
Me: Well i think thats enough for today.
Slendy: But Sabrina you never got your gift.
Me: Oh well i guess i want cuddle with someone....
Everyone:?????!!!!!
Me: Not for any of that its just that im always cold when i go to sleep now and we dont really have a heater because Slendy doesnt want to buy one.
Slendy: Hey I actually think its pretty warm...
Offender: Everyone lets do the hat again!
Me:* I draw a Mini suit*
Offender: You lucky f*cker.
Me: Come on im tired and i need sleep. *grabs Slendy's hand and drags him away*
Ben: Well i think thats all for today so thanks for watching. Please vote if you like it and even though she might not be posting this week please leave comments asking us questions or dares and Goodbye!
Everyone: Bye!
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