Hello!
My name is Skadooter!
I'm just your typical purple velociraptor! At least, I like to think I am.
Anyways. So get this. I'm just minding my own business, sitting on my shelf at the local Dollar General, when this group of three humans just... Picks me up! And sure, sure, I know what you're thinking, such a pretty purple dinosaur like myself, I'm probably used to it... and you're right! But I usually get put back, and I've heard stories of what happens to other dinosaurs when they leave the store...
So far it has been 13 hours and there are still no signs of small children. But the youngest human (they are 22 years old in human years I believe) seems insistent on posing me along this trip and taking my photo! And honestly, I can't blame them! The way the light hits my purple? And the tan of this post office really brings out my eyes!
The humans say this place used to be a mall? And then a school... Now it is a post office, and soon something called a... Menard's...?
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The Adventures of a Teenage Dinosaur
AdventureThis is for my little brother and sister, to give them a good laugh while they are locked up in the house. It is road trip time and this dollar store dinosaur is ready for her close up!
