Lani & the City Boy ✔️

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❝ if it makes you
happy, it
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28th of march, 2018

10:52pm

i realised i never said happy birthday to you earlier.

sooo, happy birthday.

thank you my love, you're too kind.

you're very welcome.

coming from someone that loves celebrating people's birthday's, you should feel appreciated.

i don't like having birthdays.

jheez i can't get anything right can i? you were really happy about your birthday earlier.

duh, for the cake.

i just don't want to grow up.

i definitely get that, but don't worry. you'll still say and do dumb stuff, only slightly slower.

wow you're so funny noah.

what can i say, i've learnt from the best.

so are you not doing
anything for your birthday?
like having a party or something.

having a party would imply that i
have friends. i thought you said i
didn't have friends.

well if you do have friends, your parents definitely pay them. $20 a hour at least.

nah my parents are broke so i think
they do more of a weekly thing.

yeah but they'd still
pay them a lot.

no need to repeat yourself, the joke
wasn't funny the first time.

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the main reason why i'm not
having a party is because
i'm on my period.

and that stops you from having a party how?

i feel like satan is living inside
of me and clawing at my insides.

sounds painful.

very. it's also because i don't really
want to have my house filled with
drunk teenagers literally
hooking up in my bed.

sounds like that's a true story.

trust me, it's a sight i'll
never forget.

seriously though, men are lucky to not have periods- they are literally a torture device.

and if men did have periods, they would probably compare tampon sizes or something.

no lie there.

and yeah, i remember when i lived with my parents, i used to buy my mom chocolates whenever she got her period.

then i used to sit and watch films like the notebook and the fault in our stars with her.

i've just realised you're going to take the piss out of me for that.

no i think that's really sweet noah, a lot of guys get grossed out by that kind of stuff.

also, you're mom sounds so fun- she definitely didn't pass the trait on to you.

you were nice for a moment, then you went back to your old ways.

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thank you.

for what?

making my birthday special.

anything for you lani.

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