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Norman x Hyper VR Minecraft

im sorry about the thing with the description, its still being a problem

its supposed to be @Kiwieee- i'm sorry for everything thats been going on with this story, its weird

It was almost noon when Norman heard a knock at his door. He walked down the stairs and answered it to see Hyper, his girlfriend, standing there.

"Hey, wanna hang out?" Hyper asked him joyfully.

"Sure, wanna go play Minecraft? I got 2 Vr headsets last week, so we can play virtual Minecraft." Norman offered as Hyper walked in. He shut his front door.

"Sure! That sounds really fun!" Hyper exclaimed. Norman ran up the stairs to get the headsets, and started a survival world with no cheats as Hyper jumped up and down excitedly.

"I can't wait to see how this turns out!" Hyper said, as she put on her Vr Headset, Norman doing the same. "Let's get this b r e a d" Norman said confidence in his voice. Little did he know, that he accidentally turned on the Hardcore mode. They both spawned in the world, and looked around. They were in an oak forest near a river, and some sheep nearby. so far everything was working in their favor. 

"Ill get wood, you kill some sheep." Norman said, punching a nearby tree.

"Okay!" Said Hyper while running up to a nearest flock of sheep and begun attacking them to get food, meanwhile Norman begun punching the nearest oak tree that looked kinda silly irl. Just as Hyper thought she killed all of the sheep, she noticed that there was still one behind her, so she quickly turned around and swung her hand as hard as she could accidentally hitting Norman irl.

"aAHhH" Norman screamed like a little girl, jumping back a little, falling on his butt, and on Charon's favorite lamp.

"Aw man Norman I'M SORRY-" Hyper begin to apologize taking off her Vr Headset, but couldn't help but giggle, at a look of Norman just sitting on his butt in Charon's favorite lamp. "Charon gotta kill you you know-" Hyper asked, barely able to speak between her giggles. "No shit Sherlock, but at least please stop laughing at me and help me u p." Said Norman kinda irritated by the fact of what just happened. "Ok, Ok here-" Said Hyper and helped him up. "So about the lamp, are just going to tell Charon or what-"

"He'll find out eventually, for now we should spend time building our house in the game before night" Norman laughed, already over the situation. They put their headsets back on to continue playing, and Norman started to build the house with the wood he had on him. before running out of his wood he made a crafting table and an axe so he could chop trees faster.

Meanwhile, Hyper went out, to explore the area, and murdering animals with her cool new sword her minecraft bf made for her. When Norman nearly finished their new house, it was almost night so they had to go to sleep, but there was a problem: They had enough wool to get and only one bed, which means that they can't go to sleep and skip the night, and have to survive it.

Norman decided to take Hyper into a cave he saw earlier, so they could do something in the night. Norman only had 14 torches, but they would be fine! Right? As the two went further into the cave they started hearing spoopy cave noises, and a spider hiss. Norman Started to try and find the spider, but he couldn't so they moved on. "Hey, Norman look! I found Iron!" Hyper yelled, slightly scaring Norman, who was scared of finding a creeper at the moment.

"That's great Hyper!" He said trying to hide his fear from something suddenly jumping out on them and killing them, and he seemed to succeed. "How much iron it do you have right now?" Norman asked his minecraft gf who was mining iron at the moment. "Eight! I think we have enough for two iron picaxes!" Hyper said happy, unaware of the dangers of the mine. "That's great! Wait lemme put a furnace here so we can smelt it-" He said as he put the furnace down, and put some Coal into it.

The minecraft couple stand patiently waiting for their iron to smelt, not expecting anyone or anything to scare them. Arc, however, had a different plan.

"Hey did you hear that too?" Said Norman after he heard footsteps. "hm? I didn't hear anything, maybe you're just hearing things." Said Hyper not realizing what was about to happen. "Okay so we go the iron now all we need to do is- WATCH OUT THERE'S A ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU!" Suddenly shouted Hyper. "HOLY SHIT WHERE?!" Said Norman, kinda terryfied swinging his virtual sword around, looking for the zombie that Hyper warned him about. "Pff- you really fell for it???" said Hyper laughing as Norman gave her the worst death stare he ever gave in his entire Christian life, but Hyper couldn't really notice it beacuse of the Vr Googles.

Norman was shaky from just being scared half to death by Hyper, but grabbed the furnace and went back up to the surface to check if it was day. Arc stood in front of Norman irl, and Charon snuck infront of Hyper. Charon, as best he could tried to make a minecraft spider noise. and it worked.

 "AAAAHHHH" Hyper screamed, trying to hit the spider with her sword, only to see no spider. Arc did the same thing with a creeper noise to Norman, and Norman started swinging his sword like crazy, and backing up. Norman stubbed his toe on the coffee table. "SHIT!!" he yelled out to no one in particular. Charon went behind Hyper again to put an ice cube down the back of her shirt, then one down Norman's, and ran with Arc to hide.

"Why did you do the ice cube thing?" Arc asked Charon. "Because they broke my lamp." He responded simply.

"CHARON AND ARC YOU LITTLE SHI-" Cursed Norman, as he tried to get up, but failed miserably, and fell on the ground. "I'LL DESTROY YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD YOU WORKED FIVE FUCKING YEARS ON YOU HEAR ME-" Cursed Norman, while Hyper was just there confused on what's going on. As she took the ice out of her shirt and looked at Norman, who was a s w e a r i n g m a c h i n e at the moment, and she became kinda concerned for him. "Hey, Norman are you okay-" "N O I ' M N O T. THEY WOULD GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK IF NOT THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO INSIDES, AND FUCKING PUT I C E DOWN MY SHIRT!" Shouted Norman, really mad about what happened, while Arc and Charon were laughing in the other room.

Hyper let out a sigh, then saved and quit the minecraft world. She took off the headset and helped Norman up. "You wanna prank em back?" Hyper asked with a smirk on her face. Norman, too mad to actually speak in anything other than swears, nodded as a response. She took his hand and ran up the stairs. "Let's go brainstorm prank ideas!"