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Hey Pete, Have you finished the History assignment?
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Peter? Come on. I need the answer
to number 6
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Who the hell is this?
How did you even get this number?
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PETE!
Now is not the time for messing around!
Give me the answer!
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Hate to break it to you kid,
but I ain't "Pete".
I think you got the wrong number.
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Goddammit. Again?
I'm sorry, my friend got a new
number and I must've put it in wrong.
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It's cool.
You don't seem dangerous.
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le Gasp I'll have you know I
am very dangerous!
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Really? I don't buy it.
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Well good bc I'm not selling it!
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Whatever you say kid.
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I'm not a kid!
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Well, how old are you?
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Oh hello pedo.
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I'm not a pedo.
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Y'know who would say that?
A pedo.
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I'M NOT A PEDO!!!
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Okay. Okay. Not Pedo.
I'm 16. How old are you?
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Wow. You are a kid. I'm 32.
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Oop, you're old.
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Shut up.
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So what should I call you old person?
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You can call me Spider.
What should I call you?
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Ooooooo. Super-secret spy names uh.
You can call me Tigger.
Spider
Tigger? Like from Winnie the Pooh?
Tigger
That is correct.
Spider
Can I ask why?
Tigger
I too have ADHD and a
strong urge to bounce.
Spider
Ahhhh. Wait, shouldn't you be in school?
Tigger
Shouldn't you be in a retirement home?
Spider
Oh you wanna play it like that?
Tigger
Oh yeah!
Spider
Pay attention in class.
Tigger
HAHA. Jokes on you. I'm not in class.
Spider
Why not?
Tigger
I uh, I'm just sick today. that's all.
Gotta go bye.
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I'm only one call away (wrong number)
FanfictionAll Mackenzi wants to do was find out the answers to their homework. All Natasha wants is to find her place in the world. When one single digit in a phone number is changed, both of their lives change for the better. Or do they? Your casual wrong n...
