"You make my dick abnormally hard," Caleb jabs at Justin. Furrowing his brows, Justin sticks his neck out as if he misheard him. I couldn't help but mirror his expression.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I said, you," Caleb points to Justin, "make my dick abnormally soft."
I sat up from Brandon's lap as I felt him lightly shuffle to get comfortable. Opening his arms for me to lay back down, he lazily threw his arm over my stomach.
"No you didn't," Justin chokes.
"What?" Caleb turns his head at a shocked Justin.
"You just said...that Justin makes your dick hard," I explain with an amused grin.
"Abnormally," Brandon adds, his face morphing into a smirk.
"No I didn't."
"You most definitely did," I can't help the chuckle that escapes my mouth as the panic in Caleb's eyes begin to set in.
"No I did-," Caleb begins to defend, but before he could Justin was already shushing him. "Nah, nah, nah. You said what you meant. Don't take it back now."
The tips of Caleb's ears begin to match the color of his hair as the room is filled with laughter from Brandon, Justin, and I.
"Awww look at you blush," I coo, reaching out to grab his freckled cheek before he slaps my hand away. "Don't be embarrassed, baby."
"At least I didn't fuck Harrison though," he exclaims.
I seem to sober up almost instantly as I feel my entire body freeze. My heart was beating so hard as if it wanted to escape my chest.
"I didn't fuck Harrison," I state in a monotone voice.
An amused snort escapes Justin. "You most definitely did."
"I most definitely didn't," I glare once I see the same shared expression of amusement on all of their faces. "Oh, fuck off."
"Why are we even talking about me? Caleb literally just admitted that Justin tickles his little pickle. Focus on that instead," I add before the conversation escalated.
The smirk on Caleb's face morphs into a scowl. "My pickle is not little."
"Smaller than mine," Harrison chimes, walking into the cabin with the snacks that each of us requested that he'd bring us back on his store run. The unexpectedness of his presence caused me to jump slightly.
"Smaller than mine too," Brandon adds, lazily shrugging the shoulder that my cheek rested on.
Caleb let out a hurt gasp.
"Mines is bigger too," Justin adds with a snort.
I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as the topic changed to something that would definitely lead to a pissing contest. Rolling my eyes internally, I find myself thanking the obsession with men and their egos.
Why did Caleb have to bring that up? Now I can't help but acknowledge the flashes in my mind of what happened that day. Noticing the warm feeling in my stomach, I shift slightly at my bodily response.
"You good," Brandon mutters, looking down at me with a hint of worry in his eyes.
"Yeah," I nod. Maybe if I focus on the discussion of who has the bigger meat stick then it'll distract-
"Jordyn," my name is suddenly yelled by the annoying redhead, "how big is Harry's dick?"
Well there guess that plan.
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not me not updating for over three months then coming back with this short ass chapter.
lemme explain what happened for those who don't care to read my announcements on my page: i got into mangago and have been reading BLs non-stop. i legit forgot about this app until i saw the amount of comments and votes i've been getting and decided to try finishing this book. i'm gonna try updating more and not in long periods like this.
i think the reason why i haven't been updating is because i delete everything i write because it isn't good enough for me but this one is short and sweet. the next one will be longer ( i think but don't quote me. i am a pathological liar).
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Unexpected
Подростковая литератураtwo best friends lowkey catching feelings for one another. that's it. that's the description. also yes, there is smut.