Rodrick Heffley Smut/Imagines

*diary*

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Greg's POV

It was verrrry quite at the dinner table before my mum tried to start a conversation. "Hey Greg why don't you tell us some stuff that happened last summer. I know you've written it in your diary." I panicked knowing that there is some stuff in there that i didn't want to share but the silence is driving me crazy. "Yeah sure mom I'll go get it" i said and ran down the hall up to me bedroom with beads of sweat dripping down his forehead. i ran down stairs and walked back into the dinner room. All eyes locked onto me as I opened it and started to read it.

no ones pov

"Monday, was weird we went swimming but it ended with me swimming in a pool of pee and watching Rodrick get kissed by an old man then watching him cry. There isn't much more to say about this so onto Tuesday."
"Tuesday I uh uh erm um"
I really didn't want to say this and there's no taking it back. i made eyes and rodrick but he didn't take the hint.
"What's wrong honey do you have stage fright." My mom said giving me the sympathy eyes.
Before I could reply mom snatched the book out of my hands and started to read it.
"Tuesday I saw Rodrick sneak a girl through the window" after that was said Rodrick started to panic.
"Not going to lie she's pretty hot better than holly, I think they are having sex and it doesn't sound like Rodricks first time how have I never caught them before.!" when mom Finished reading her voice got higher and higher and angrier and angrier. "BOYS WHATS THIS" she shouted. "I Can Explain. greg you are so dead" Rodrick started to panic even more "GREG WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS AND ABOUT YOUR BROTHER TOO!"
everyone got louder and louder. my dad on the other hand. sat elbow on the table and hand over mouth taking in everything that just happened.

Moms POV
I'm so shocked at this why would Rodrick sneak a girl in and risk getting her pregnant. he can barely shower himself let alone look after a baby. "Honey why are you so angry Rodrick is grown up. he's 18 for gods sake" he said. "You did read the last bit..." I said to him handing him the book. "How have I never caught them before. I couldn't help but peek in and jesus." He read out and anger grew in his eyes.
"BOYS COME HERE NOW."