GuwapitongManunulat: Hi. I don't know how to start this but . . . I like you. And I have an offer for you. OMFTORWKAV. Do you want to try?
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Trial Duo #2
(Epistolary)
Mereophe: Why me? There's a lot of beautiful authors out there! So why me?
Guwapitong Manunulat: Maganda lang sila. Pero ikaw, 'di lang physical appearance ang maganda, pati mga kuwentong ginagawa. 😉
Mereophe: Seriously, I'm not beautiful. You can see my profile picture. I'm chubby and I'm short. So why me?
Guwapitong Manunulat: Paulit-ulit tayo, Miss Fifi. 🤦♂️
Mereophe: Because you won't complete your answer!
Guwapitong Manunulat: Init ng ulo mo. 🤦♂️ Nakaka-stress ba talaga ang maging teacher? 🤦♂️
Mereophe: What the fuck? You even know that? Ang creepy mo, promise!
Guwapitong Manunulat: I told you. We're friends on my real account. 😉 Oops! 'Wag mo na akong i-block. Oo na, sasagutin ko na 'yong tanong mo.
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I fell in love with your stories. I love how you wrote them. Full of emotions.
Mereophe: But those are clichés.
Guwapitong Manunulat: Paki ko? Pakialam ko sa cliché kung ang ganda naman ng narration?
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Then while reading your stories, slowly, I want to know you more.
Mereophe: Why?
Guwapitong Manunulat: Para kasing ang deep mo. Parang ang sarap mong kausap. Parang ang dami mong kuwento na masayang pakinggan.
Mereophe: Ha. Ha.
Guwapitong Manunulat: Lah? Na-compliment lang, naging bruha na?
Mereophe: Fuck you. I'm laughing because you're wrong.
Guwapitong Manunulat: Later, baby. 😉 Pa'no 'ko naging mali? Remember our first convo on Wattpad? Ang saya mo kayang kausap. Lalo nga kitang naging kras.
Mereophe: I'm going to block you!
Guwapitong Manunulat: And I'm going to bash you.
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Lah? Galit na galit? Ustong manakit? 😂 But kidding aside... ilang beses na akong nag-attempt na magparamdam sa 'yo, but I don't know how.
May mga pagkakataon kasing nakakatakot ka rin. ✌
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I'm a member of your writing organization, by the way. Kaya alam ko kung pa'no ka magalit. ✌
Mereophe: You're a member?! The hell, who are you? I'm going to kick you out of our group!
Guwapitong Manunulat: 😛 Anyway, tapos na akong magpaliwanag. Baka puwedeng ikaw naman ang sumagot sa tanong ko?
