"Honey!" Charles cried out as he struggled to fit his large thighs through the front doorway, "sweetheart! I can't join you if you don't help me!" He sighed, "Sexy Nora, I got stuck in the doorway again and can't make it downstairs."
"Why didn't you just say so?" She called, emerging from the dark basement. She crawled up the stairs like that one Lord of the Rings monster and grabbed his hands. Sexy Nora pulled him through, causing the doorframe to splinter and break off.
"Thanks, моя куриная шлюха," Charles brushed the sawdust off his monstrous legs, "are the children ready?"
Sexy Nora nodded. "Stuffed with mushrooms and slathered in vodka, exactly how you like them."
Charles licked his thick Kylie Jenner lips and grabbed one of the infants on the ground. His jaw unhinged like that one scene in IT idk I haven't seen the movie and he swallowed the baby whole.
"Manners!" Sexy Nora shrieked in disgust, "tear off the limbs first." She cut off a leg and stuck it in her mouth, the crunch of bone echoing around the basement. "God, it's like you were raised by an animal."
The thick thighed man muttered an apology, flesh chunks of the infant spilling out of his mouth.
"Ugh, you're disgusting. You know what?" Sexy Nora stood up, "I'm leaving you and taking the kids."
"No! Sexy Nora, please!" Charles spit out the rest of the child in his mouth and reached for her.
Sexy Nora hit his hand away and scooped up the baby carcasses. "I should never have fallen for your enticing thighs. I should've just married a girl."
"Sexy Nora-" Charles was cut off by a mushroom being thrown at him and the sound of his wife leaving him. Charles ate the mushroom, silently mourning the loss of his sexy ex-wife.
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sexynora go follow Sexy Nora
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Gnarly/ Sexy Nora x Charles Oneshot
FanfictionI'm so sorry credit to Sexy Nora for cover
